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Project-Sirius

This is a discord bot made using the discord.py library. Created by Arun and Pablo.

Sirius rises late in the dark, liquid sky

On summer nights, star of stars,

Orion's Dog they call it, brightest

Of all, but an evil portent, bringing heat

And fevers to suffering humanity.

Functionality

/get_rank

Creates your rank card, showing your current rank and progress to the next rank.

/help

Creates the bot's help embed, listing the bot's commands.

/embed

Creates an embed. Arguments: title=[],description=[],[name of field]= or just write and it'll be put in the description by deafult

/rules

Creates the server's rules embed. Admin only feature.

/roles

Creates the server's roles embed. Admin only feature.

/stats

Creates the server's stats embed. Admin only feature.

/locate

Locates the instance of Sirius III. Dev only feature.

/kill

Ends the instance of Sirius III. Dev only feature.

Development

Rules

  1. If you pull from another branch, it can only be in the process of creating another branch.

  2. If you merge into another branch, the merge must be reviewed by all the developers.

  3. Branches must be well, explicitly named.

  4. Branches must only include commits which are relevant to their name.

  5. No forks: spoons only.

  6. No working past 11pm.

  7. Too many code book the broth.

  8. The Nuclear Key system: all developers agree to the content of each release.

  9. Only release content is ran on Sirius III.

  10. Never remove features because you broke them.

FAQs

Q: What constitutes a review? A: When over 50% of developers review your code.

Q: What is good? A: What over 50% of developers deem to be good.

Q: What is bad? A: Anything not Lotus Biscoff.

Q: Who can disobey these instructions? A: Not you nor the next person. Not even if you own this repository. Not even if you've been given permission, the illusion of permission, or any other form form of compromise. And no, metaphysical arguments won't surpass the latter restriction. In short, nobody, under any circumstance.

History

The annals of dog. No naming people.

The Holy Merge

It is wrought in the eternal will of the creator that someday the Two Branches of Sirius should finally merge properly. The day of reckoning is feared amongst all competent programmers, and otherwise dismissed by those who do not understand its gravity...

The Great Schism

The combined forces of the opposing branches unified into one ungodly, unmergeable branch.

The Great Disappointment

One of the developers stayed up and considered doing the Great Mergening by himself because he can't spend his time doing the right things. Instead he reinvented part of the bot. What an idiot.

The Terrible Hackening

The Trojan Canine was the wooden dog used by the apes, during the UEACS War, to enter the server of UEACS and win the war. There is no Trojan Canine in the Iliad, with the poem ending before the war is concluded. But in the Aeneid, after a fruitless 10-year siege, the apes at the behest of Orion constructed a huge wooden dog and hid a select force of men inside, including Orion himself. The apes pretended to sail away, and the Trojans pulled the dog into their server as a victory trophy. That night the ape force crept out of the dog and opened the gates for the rest of the ape army, which had sailed back under cover of night. The apes entered and destroyed the server of UEACS, ending the war.

The Unification insurrection

Here comes Pablo insurrecting again.

Matthew 6:24-36 revised

Consider the polls of the world, how they work

They toil not, neither do they spin

And yet I say unto you, that even Pablo in all his glory

Was not arrayed like one of these

Wherefore if Arun so maketh the polls of the bot

Which today break and tomorrow are cast in the release

Shall he not, much more, break you?

Therefore, take no thought saying:

For what shall we vote? Or what shall we poll over? Or, wherewithal shall we be cooked?

For your doggedly father knows you have need of all these things

But seek ye first, the kingdom of Arun and his cookedness

And all these things shall be added unto you

Oh ye of cook'ed brain

Credits

Thanks to Jack for fixing Arun's Raspberry Pi. That was cool.