Aperture Science Insult Core for Robotic Lifeforms (Unofficial)
See src/hubot-glados-taunts.coffee for full documentation.
http://www.thinkwithportals.com/ http://theportalwiki.com/wiki/GLaDOS_voice_lines
In hubot project repo, run:
npm install hubot-glados-taunts --save
Then add hubot-glados-taunts to your external-scripts.json:
[
"hubot-glados-taunts"
]user> hubot taunt
hubot> Let's give your parents a call right now. [phone ringing] The birth parents you are trying to reach do not love you. Please hang up. [Dial tone]
user> hubot taunt @brendan
hubot> Brendan, you did so well, I'm going to note this on your file, in the commendations section. Oh, there's lots of room here. 'Did...well...enough.'