Adds all community suggestions up until 20/09/2024 (#33)

* Adds all community suggestions up until 20/09/2024

* cutting deathlink jokes

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Co-authored-by: Alex Nordstrom <[email protected]>

worlds/ladx/LADXR/patches/marin.txt

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 This is actually a Free trial of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV, including the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award winning Heavensward and Stormblood expansions up to level 70 with no restrictions on playtime!
 Is it April yet? Can I play ArchipIDLE again?
 https://archipelago.gg/datapackage
+Hello, Link! (Disregard message if your player sprite is not Link.)
+Go back to sleep, Outer Wilds isn't supported yet.
+:)\nWelcome back!
+Don't forget about Aginah!
+Remind your Undertale player not to warp before Mad Dummy.
+You need\n9 instruments\nor maybe not. I wouldn't know.
+Try                  !\n\nIt makes the game easier.
+Have you tried The Witness? If you're a fan of games about waking up on an unfamiliar island, give it a shot!
+Have you tried turning it off and on again?
+Its about time. Now go and check
+This dream is a lie. Or is it a cake?
+Don't live your dream. Dream your live. 
+Only 5 more minutes. zzzZ
+Tell me, for whom do you fight?\nHmmph. How very glib. And do you believe in Koholint?
+I wonder when Undertale will be merged?\nOh wait it already has.
+Hit me up if you get stuck -\nwe could go to Burger King together.
+Post this message to delay Silksong.
+Sorry #####, but your princess is in another castle!
+You've been met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
+Hey!\nListen!\nHey! Hey!\nListen!
+I bet there's a progression item at the 980 Rupee shop check.
+Lamp oil? Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours, my friend. As long as you have enough rubies.
+One day I happened to be occupied with the subject of generation of waves by wind.
+(nuzzles you) uwu
+why do they call it links awakening when links awake and IN links asleep OUT the wind fish
+For many years I have been looking, searching for, but never finding, the builder of this house...
+What the heck is a Quatro?
+Have you tried The Binding of Isaac yet?
+Have you played Pong? \n I hear it's still popular nowadays.
+Five Nights at Freddy's... \n That's where I wanna be
+Setting Coinsanity to -1...
+Your Feather can be found at Mask-Shard_Grey_Mourner
+Your Sword can be found in Ganon's Tower
+Your Rooster can be found in HylemXylem
+Your Bracelet can be found at Giant Floor Puzzle
+Your Flippers can be found in Valley of Bowser
+Your Magic Rod can be found in Victory Road
+Your Hookshot can be found in Bowser in the Sky
+Have they added Among Us to AP yet?
+Every copy of LADX is personalized, David.
+Looks like you're going on A Short Hike. Bring back feathers please?
+Functioning Brain is at...\nWait. This isn't Witness. Wrong game, sorry.
+Don't forget to check your Clique!\nIf, y'know, you have one. No pressure...
+:3
+Sorry ######, but your progression item is in another world.
+&newgames\n&oldgames
+Do arrows come with turners? I'm stuck in my Bumper Stickers world.
+This seed has dexsanity enabled. Don't get stuck in Dewford!
+Please purchase the Dialogue Pack for DLC Quest: Link's Adventure to read the rest of this text.
+No hints here. Maybe ask BK Sudoku for some?
+KILNS (Yellow Middle, 5) \n REVELATION (White Low, 9) 
+Push the button! When someone lets you...
+You won't believe the WEIRD thing Tarin found at the beach! Go on, ask him about it!
+When's door randomizer getting added to AP?
+Can you get my Morph Ball?
+Shoutouts to Simpleflips
+Remember, Sword goes on C!\n...you have a C button, right?
+Ask Berserker for your Progressive Power Bracelets!
+I will be taking your Burger King order now to save you some time when you inevitably need it.
+Welcome to KOHOLINT ISLAND.\nNo, we do not have a BURGER KING.
+Welcome to Burger King, may I take your order?
+Rise and shine, #####. Rise and shine.
+Well, this is\nLITTLEROOT TOWN.\nHow do you like it?
+My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!
+#####, you can do it!\nSave the Princess...\nZelda is your... ... ...
+Dear Mario:\nPlease come to the castle, I've baked a cake for you. Yours truly--\nPrincess Toadstool\nPeach
+Grass-sanity mode activated. Have fun!
+Don't forget to bring rupees to the signpost maze this time.
+UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A START
+Try LADX!\nWait a minute...
+ERROR! Unable to verify player. Please drink a verification can.
+We have been trying to reach you about your raft's extended warranty
+Are you ready for the easiest BK of your life?
+Hello, welcome to the world of Pokemon!\nMy name is Marin, and I'm--
+Alright, this is very important, I need you to listen to what I'm about to tell you--\nHey, wait, where are you going?!
+Cheques?\nSorry we don't accept cheques here
+Hi! \nMarin. \nWho...? \nHow...? \nWait... \nWhy??? \nSorry... \n...\nThanks. \nBye!
+AHHH WHY IS THERE SO MUCH GRASS? \nHOLY SH*T GRASS SNAKE AHHHH
+Could you buy some strawberries on your way home? \nHuh it's out of logic??? What??
+I heard you sleeptalking about skeletons and genocide... Your past must have been full of misery (mire)
+It's time to let go... \nIt wasn't your fault... \nYou couldn't have known your first check was going to be hardmode...
+They say that your progression is in another castle...
+The FitnessGram PACER Test is a a multi-stage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal: #$&^. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound: !(@*. Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word "Start" #* #*, On your mark,  #*, get ready, %(@*, start! <Music plays>
+Save an Ice Trap for me, please?
+maren
+ERROR DETECTED IN YAML\nOHKO MODE FORCED ON
+she awaken my link (extremely loud incorrect buzzer)
+Is deathlink on? If so, be careful!
+Sorry, but you're about to be BK'd.
+Did you set up cheesetracker yet?
+I've got a hint I need you to get...
+You aren't planning to destroy this island and kill everyone on it are you?
+Have you ever had a dream, that, that you um you had you'd you would you could you'd do you wi you wants you you could do so you you'd do you could you you want you want him to do you so much you could do anything?
+R R R U L L U L U R U R D R D R U U
+I'm not sure how, but I am pretty sure this is Phar's fault.
+Oh, look at that. Link's Awakened.\nYou did it, you beat the game.
+Excellent armaments, #####. Please return - \nCOVERED IN BLOOD -\n...safe and sound.
+Pray return to the Link's Awakening Sands.
+This Marin dialogue was inspired by The Witness's audiologs.
+You're awake!\n....\nYou were warned.\nI'm now going to say every word beginning with Z!\nZA\nZABAGLIONE\nZABAGLIONES\nZABAIONE\nZABAIONES\nZABAJONE\nZABAJONES\nZABETA\nZABETAS\nZABRA\nZABRAS\nZABTIEH\nZABTIEHS\nZACATON\nZACATONS\nZACK\nZACKS\nZADDICK\nZADDIK\nZADDIKIM\nZADDIKS\nZAFFAR\nzAFFARS\nZAFFER\nZAFFERS\nZAFFIR\n....\n....\n....\nI'll let you off easy.\nThis time.
+Leave me alone, I'm Marinating.
+praise be to the tungsten cube
+If you play multiple seeds in a row, you can pretend that each run is the dream you awaken from in the next.
+If this is a competitive race,\n\nyour time has already started.
+If anything goes wrong, remember.\n Blame Phar.
+Better hope your Hookshot didn't land on the Sick Kid.
+One time, I accidentally said Konoliht instead of Koholint...
+Sometimes, you must become best girl yourself...
+You just woke up! My name's #####!\nYou must be Marin, right?
+I just had the strangest dream, I was a seagull!\nI sung many songs for everybody to hear!\nHave you ever had a strange dream before?
+If you think about it, Koholint sounds suspiciously similar to Coherent...
+All I kin remember is biting into a juicy toadstool. Then I had the strangest dream... I was a Marin! Yeah, it sounds strange, but it sure was fun!