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+ diff --git a/jokes.js b/jokes.js new file mode 100644 index 0000000..3612b8b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes.js @@ -0,0 +1,323 @@ +// Array of random jokes +const jokes = [ + "I don’t trip; I do random gravity checks.", + "I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.", + "I was going to clean my room, but then I remembered: dust is a form of historical preservation.", + "I walk around like everything is fine, but in my head, I’ve punched you in the face twice.", + "People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.", + "I’m not clumsy. The floor just hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.", + "Why do we need sleep when we can just live in a state of perpetual chaos?", + "Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me.", + "I put my GPS on for a route I know by heart just so I can feel important.", + "If you see me eating a salad, know that I was kidnapped, and I’m signaling for help.", + "I don’t have a bad attitude; I have a personality you can’t handle.", + "If at first, you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.", + "I’m not arguing; I’m just explaining why I’m right.", + "Why do they say “it’s a piece of cake” when nothing about life comes with frosting?", + "I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck and a nap.", + "I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.", + "I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself.", + "I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.", + "If you think I’m crazy, you should meet my friends.", + "My bed is a magical place where I remember everything I forgot to do.", + "If I was meant to be controlled, I would’ve come with a remote.", + "They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.", + "I’m on the 24-hour diet. So far, I’ve lost 8 hours of sleep.", + "I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing.", + "I don’t run from my problems; I sit down and cry until they go away.", + "My brain has too many tabs open, and one is playing music on a loop.", + "I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.", + "I told myself I’d stop procrastinating, but tomorrow sounds better.", + "I’m not late; everyone else is just early.", + "I live in my own little world, but it’s okay—they know me here.", + "I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.", + "I don’t have road rage; I have a driver evaluation service.", + "Life is short—smile while you still have teeth.", + "I don’t care what people think of me. Mosquitoes find me attractive, and that’s all that matters.", + "I think my guardian angel drinks.", + "Why chase dreams when I can chase snacks?", + "I wish everything was as easy as getting fat.", + "If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.", + "If I say, “First of all,” run. I have prepared notes.", + "If my life were a movie, it would be called “Oops.”", + "My hobby? Collecting weird looks from strangers.", + "I don’t get drunk—I get awesome.", + "My house isn’t messy; it’s just creatively organized.", + "“I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.”", + "I’m not weird. I’m limited edition.", + "They said “dress for the job you want,” so I wore pajamas.", + "I tried to make a joke about umbrellas, but it fell flat.", + "I have a lot of potential; I just have a habit of procrastinating it.", + "Why is it called beauty sleep when I wake up looking like a troll?", + "Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.", + "My life needs a rewind button.", + "I’m one sandwich short of a picnic.", + "I would lose weight, but then I’d have to find it again.", + "I don’t go crazy; I am crazy. I just go normal sometimes.", + "If the universe is expanding, why can’t I find space?", + "I’m not bossy—I just have better ideas.", + "I have enough makeup to open my own Sephora and yet not a clue how to apply it.", + "There’s no “we” in pizza.", + "The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.", + "If I were a vegetable, I’d be a lazy potato.", + "I don’t have mood swings; I have emotional theme parks.", + "Chocolate is my spirit animal.", + "I’m in shape. Unfortunately, that shape is a potato.", + "My life goal is to pet all the dogs.", + "You say crazy like it’s a bad thing.", + "A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.", + "I was normal, three days ago.", + "I didn’t fall; the floor just needed a hug.", + "I don’t need a therapist—I need a new wallet.", + "Some people are like clouds: when they disappear, it’s a beautiful day.", + "If I had a dollar for every smart decision, I’d be broke.", + "If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.", + "I’m not lazy. I’m just on my energy-saving mode.", + "I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.", + "I don’t sweat; I sparkle.", + "If I can’t wear my pajamas, I’m not going.", + "The best part of waking up is… going back to bed.", + "I put the “pro” in procrastination.", + "I’m not arguing. I’m explaining why I’m right.", + "I’d give you a piece of my mind, but I’m on a strict budget.", + "I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult.", + "If I don’t answer, it’s because I’m ignoring you.", + "I’m silently judging you.", + "Who needs a boyfriend when you have Netflix?", + "I’d walk through fire for you. Not really—I’d avoid it.", + "I came. I saw. I left.", + "I don’t know how to act my age—I’ve never been this age before.", + "I may be wrong… but I doubt it.", + "There’s a good chance this mess is here to stay.", + "All my life, I thought air was free. Until I bought a bag of chips.", + "It’s not me; it’s you.", + "I didn’t mean to push all your buttons. I was just looking for the mute button.", + "If I go missing, please follow my last known thought.", + "Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I lose my keys in the fridge.", + "Dear stress, let’s break up.", + "I run on caffeine, chaos, and cuss words.", + "It’s all shenanigans and tomfoolery from here.", + "I don’t like mornings, or people, or mornings with people.", + "There’s a chance I left my sanity on a bus somewhere.", + "I put the “fun” in dysfunctional.", + "I have the patience of a squirrel on espresso.", + "If life was fair, my middle name would be “rich.”", + "I’m not insane; my reality is just different from yours.", + "I’m like a public library—quiet on the outside, pure chaos on the inside.", + "I have selective hearing.", + "They call it “takeout” because it’s too classy to say “food rescue.”", + "I was told to bring my energy level down… so I fell asleep.", + "I’m not single; I’m just romantically challenged.", + "“I’m sorry” and “My bad” mean the same thing… unless you’re at a funeral.", + "My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called “lunch.”", + "If sarcasm were a sport, I’d be an Olympic champion.", + "If I had a dollar for every time I said “what?” I’d be a millionaire.", + "If I could have any job, I’d be a nap supervisor.", + "I was going to conquer the world, but I hit snooze.", + "The only thing I’m sure of is that I’m confused.", + "I can resist anything except temptation.", + "Why fit in when you were born to stand out… awkwardly.", + "I have a resting sarcastic face.", + "If I don’t laugh, I’ll cry.", + "Too many cooks spoil the soup. I’m the soup.", + "If only my bank account could grow as quickly as my to-do list.", + "I’m bilingual—fluent in sarcasm and laughter.", + "I’m not good at advice. Can I offer you a sarcastic comment?", + "I’m just here for the snacks.", + "When in doubt, nap it out.", + "Why does Monday exist? Who asked for this?", + "I didn’t trip; I simply tested gravity… extensively.", + "If laughter is the best medicine, I’m overdosing.", + "I put my plants in charge of my life. They told me to just chill.", + "My current life status? Letting autocorrect decide.", + "You call it laziness; I call it being highly selective with my energy.", + "The awkward moment when you realize that “no one asked” is your autobiography.", + "My plan for today? Making questionable decisions and hoping for the best.", + "I’m not ignoring you; I’m just plotting your comeback.", + "Why have common sense when you can have drama?", + "The only cardio I get is running my mouth.", + "Can’t think straight? Perfect! Time for a life decision.", + "If sarcasm was a job, I’d be a billionaire.", + "My hobbies include avoiding social interactions and regretting it later.", + "Sometimes I sit and think… other times I just sit.", + "Who needs a life when you’ve got Wi-Fi?", + "I believe in free speech… but only for myself.", + "Common sense left the chat.", + "When I’m on my phone, I’m either plotting or buying snacks.", + "Why take the road less traveled when you can just not go anywhere?", + "I keep pressing snooze, hoping life will snooze along with me.", + "If I was a vegetable, I’d be a couch potato.", + "I’m a simple human—give me food, and I’ll think about liking you.", + "The older I get, the more I understand “back in my day.”", + "I don’t mean to interrupt, but I did it anyway.", + "Is anyone else stuck between “I should be productive” and “I need a nap”?", + "Brain: Let’s be responsible. Me: Let’s buy plants.", + "Why bother adulting when there are snacks?", + "If there’s no coffee, there’s no conversation.", + "Reality called—I hung up.", + "At this point, “winging it” is my life motto.", + "I’m not sleeping, I’m just horizontally productive.", + "Why start something when you can just overthink about it?", + "Half of me wants to be productive; the other half is me.", + "I don’t sleep; I just recharge my sarcasm.", + "You know life is rough when you open your email with a sigh.", + "When life gives you lemons, squirt them in someone’s eyes.", + "I’m basically a kid with bills.", + "Why rush? Procrastination is a life skill.", + "Is my brain a committee? Because it disagrees with itself daily.", + "Living my life on airplane mode.", + "Dear Karma, let’s speed this up.", + "Why be normal when you can be “uniquely complicated”?", + "If naps were a sport, I’d be an MVP.", + "I believe in unicorns, sarcasm, and carbs.", + "Why be moody when you can be a “mood”?", + "Some people have resting happy face; I have resting “no thanks” face.", + "Why daydream when you can night-nap?", + "Sometimes I just let my facial expressions do the talking.", + "My new plan? Organize my thoughts… tomorrow.", + "I didn’t lose my marbles; they just went on vacation.", + "You think I’m weird? My imaginary friends agree.", + "Half of me is “go-getter,” the other half is “napper.”", + "Why save money when you can buy snacks?", + "I have resting “tell me later” face.", + "I would apologize, but sarcasm is my only language.", + "Why have regrets when you can have snacks?", + "I’m not lost; I’m on a snack break.", + "Why drink water when coffee exists?", + "If life gives you lemons, hope they’re organic.", + "I’m so chill I make the refrigerator jealous.", + "If “talk less” was an option, I didn’t get the memo.", + "I didn’t choose the nap life; it chose me.", + "I prefer not to put labels on my snacks… or my emotions.", + "If I’m late, it’s because I needed an emotional rehearsal.", + "I’m not bossy; I’m directionally assertive.", + "Why multitask when you can just “multi-avoid”?", + "I’d run, but I don’t want to.", + "I didn’t choose the chaos life; it found me.", + "I’d argue, but then you’d know I care.", + "I’m on a 24-hour sarcasm cycle.", + "I’d be unstoppable if I just started moving.", + "Why focus when you can panic?", + "I’m not a control freak; I’m just “suggestively intense.”", + "I’m ready for the weekend… since last Monday.", + "If I’m talking to myself, it’s a conference call.", + "I’d lose weight, but that would require action.", + "I’m not lazy; I’m on sleep mode.", + "I’m 90% coffee, 10% chaos.", + "If there’s food, I’m interested.", + "I don’t have problems; I have “adventures.”", + "I believe in sarcasm, especially on Mondays.", + "I’ve mastered the art of side-eye.", + "I’m not antisocial; I’m just “selectively people-averse.”", + "Life is too short to pretend I care.", + "If my life was a movie, it’d be called “Oops, Wrong Door.”", + "eality is a nice place, but I wouldn’t want to live there.", + "Why think logically when you can think chaotically?", + "If sleep is for the weak, I must be invincible.", + "I’m not indecisive; I’m just exploring options.", + "If sarcasm was an Olympic sport, I’d win gold.", + "I’m fluent in three languages: sarcasm, memes, and movie quotes.", + "I’m a walking “watch your step” sign.", + "If I had a penny for every “oops,” I’d have a dollar.", + "I’d stop procrastinating, but then what would I do?", + "Why be punctual when you can be dramatic?", + "I wasn’t born to be organized.", + "If I could sum up my life in one sentence, I’d be confused.", + "Who needs adventure when you can have snacks?", + "Why plan when you can “wing it”?", + "If common sense was currency, I’d be in debt.", + "I’m not an overthinker; I’m a thought collector.", + "If laziness was a superpower, I’d be a legend.", + "Why be productive when you can be artistic?", + "I’m not bored; I’m creatively unoccupied.", + "If my sarcasm was art, I’d be Picasso.", + "If life was fair, I’d be at brunch right now.", + "I don’t dream big; I dream snack-sized.", + "I’m not passive-aggressive; I’m just expressive.", + "Why be precise when you can be approximate?", + "If thinking too much was a sport, I’d have a gold medal.", + "I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule energetically.", + "If I had a dollar for every impulse buy, I’d be rich… but I’d spend it.", + "I live my life on “shuffle.”", + "I’m not a quitter—I just postponed indefinitely.", + "I would take a risk, but that sounds risky.", + "If yawning was exercise, I’d be in shape.", + "I’d consider being organized, but I’d rather not.", + "I’m not lazy; I’m just very relaxed.", + "I’d tell you a secret, but then I’d have to forget it.", + "My motivational playlist is one long yawn.", + "I’d stop being awkward, but that’s my brand.", + "I’m not lost; I’m just exploring uncharted laziness.", + "If life was a movie, I’d need a lot of popcorn.", + "I’m all about positive vibes… and long naps.", + "My life plan? It’s a loose sketch.", + "If yawns were words, I’d be an author.", + "Why be bored when you can overthink?", + "I’m not ignoring you; I’m contemplating invisibility.", + "If my thoughts were a playlist, it’d be on shuffle.", + "I’m just here to avoid responsibilities.", + "Why be organized when you can be chaotic?", + "Life’s short; smile awkwardly.", + "I’d tell you my plans, but I don’t know them.", + "I’m a professional “Oops” creator." +]; + +// Function to generate random color +function getRandomColor() { + const letters = '0123456789ABCDEF'; + let color = '#'; + for (let i = 0; i < 6; i++) { + color += letters[Math.floor(Math.random() * 16)]; + } + return color; +} + +// Function to get contrasting text color (black or white) based on background +function getContrastColor(hexcolor) { + const r = parseInt(hexcolor.substr(1,2), 16); + const g = parseInt(hexcolor.substr(3,2), 16); + const b = parseInt(hexcolor.substr(5,2), 16); + const yiq = ((r * 299) + (g * 587) + (b * 114)) / 1000; + return (yiq >= 128) ? 'black' : 'white'; +} + +// Function to create and show a joke popup +function showJokePopup() { + // Remove any existing popups + const existingPopups = document.querySelectorAll('.joke-popup'); + existingPopups.forEach(popup => popup.remove()); + + // Create new popup + const popup = document.createElement('div'); + popup.className = 'joke-popup'; + + // Random position + popup.style.top = `${Math.random() * (window.innerHeight - 200)}px`; + popup.style.left = `${Math.random() * (window.innerWidth - 300)}px`; + + // Random background color + const backgroundColor = getRandomColor(); + popup.style.backgroundColor = backgroundColor; + popup.style.color = getContrastColor(backgroundColor); + + popup.textContent = jokes[Math.floor(Math.random() * jokes.length)]; + document.body.appendChild(popup); + + // Remove popup after animation + setTimeout(() => { + popup.remove(); + }, 5000); +} + +// popups intervals between 5 and 15 seconds +function startRandomJokePopups() { + const showPopup = () => { + showJokePopup(); + const nextInterval = Math.random() * (15000 - 5000) + 5000; + setTimeout(showPopup, nextInterval); + }; + showPopup(); +} + +// Start the popups when the page loads +window.addEventListener('load', startRandomJokePopups);