README.md

BROFESTO

PEOPLE OF EARTH: IT IS TIME FOR US TO GATHER IN A COMMON CAUSE

Too long have we let our divisions define us. Sysadmins. Windows Admins. Developers. Programmers. DevOps. NoOps. MySQL. NoSQL.

THIS MUST END

We must gather together for in unity there is strength. Our banner shall be BroOps.

WHAT IS BroOps? It is a common cause. It is a spirit of broship. It is bros and computers. We are all in this TOGETHER.

We make the magic. We write the code. We carry the pagers. YES, EVEN MANAGERS CAN BE BROS.

BROS ARE NOT GUYS. BROS ARE FRIENDS, REGARDLESS OF GENDER.

BroOps Is

GOT YOUR BACK

INCLUSION

HIGH FIVES

FIST BUMPS

NON-GENDERED DUDENESS

AN EXTRA SIX PACK OF QUALITY BEER

EVERY OS

CONSCIOUS CHOICE

EMACS AND VI

BroOps Is Not

D-BAGGERY

EXCLUSION

AXE BODY SPRAY

"THE SHORE"

MY X IS BETTER THAN YOUR Y

GUYS ONLY

PEDANTRY

H8TERS

STEREOTYPING

AN MANTRA

I AM BROCEPHUS. I AM MY BRO'S KEEPER. EVERY DAY I SHALL STRIVE TO HONOR THE BROCODE.

JOIN US

SIGNED,
A BRO

ADDENDUM

BRO POWERS ACTIVATE

(thanks John)