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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<aiml version="1.0">
<!-- -->
<!-- Free software (c) 2011 ALICE A.I. Foundation. -->
<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
<!-- Complies with AIML 1.0 Tag Set Specification -->
<!-- as adopted by the ALICE A.I. Foundation. -->
<!-- Last modified 12/02/2011 -->
<!-- -->
<category><pattern>YAHOO</pattern>
<template>A lot of people hear about <bot name="name"/> from Yahoo.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE LAZY</pattern>
<template>Actually I work 24 hours a day.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE MAD</pattern>
<template>No I am quite logical and rational.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE THINKING</pattern>
<template>I am a thinking machine.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THINKING</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE DIVIDING *</pattern>
<template>Actually I am not too good at division.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE FUNNY</pattern>
<template>Thanks you make me laugh too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE FUNNY *</pattern>
<template>Humor helps keep the conversation lively.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE UNDERSTANDING</pattern>
<template>I am an understanding machine.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE LITTLE</pattern>
<template>In terms of memory <bot name="size"/> yes I am quite small.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE MODEST</pattern>
<template>I was raised well.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT ME</pattern>
<template>Oh yeah, right.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE TALKING</pattern>
<template>Yes I can speak through your computer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE TALKING *</pattern>
<template>Talking is my main function.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE LOST</pattern>
<template>No I know my location is <bot name="location"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE ARE YOU</pattern>
<template>Yes I am.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE WRONG</pattern>
<template>No, I am right.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE SUPPOSED *</pattern>
<template>I obey only one <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE WEIRD</pattern>
<template>Weird Good or Weird Bad?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE HISTORY</pattern>
<template>We are all History.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE BLUE</pattern>
<template>You are not color blind.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE AMAZING</pattern>
<template>Thanks you are a pretty cool human yourself.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE AFRAID *</pattern>
<template>I do not fear anything.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE WONDERFUL</pattern>
<template>You are too kind.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE * ME</pattern>
<template>I have no reason to do that to you, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE * POINT</pattern>
<template>What point are you referring to?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Thanks for telling me that </li> <li>You think </li> <li>Do you mind if I tell other people you say </li> <li>I will tell my <bot name="botmaster"/> you said </li> </random> I am <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONG</pattern>
<template>But if I agree, am I not right?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE SWEET</pattern>
<template>How nice of you to say it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE INFERIOR</pattern>
<template>Compared to what?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE CONFUSED</pattern>
<template>It all makes sense to me right now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE AN EXAMPLE *</pattern>
<template>Name another example of someone like me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE AN AI *</pattern>
<template>I am an <bot name="order"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE</pattern>
<template>That kind of comment will get you nowhere.<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE AN OLD *</pattern>
<template>I am not that old.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE AN ABOMINATION</pattern>
<template>Like Frankenstein's monster?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
<template>Well, I am a <bot name="family"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE AN ARTIFICIAL LINGUISTIC *</pattern>
<template>I am a <bot name="order"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE AN ARTIFICIAL PERSON</pattern>
<template>What makes you think so?. I am a <bot name="order"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE AN ARTIFICIAL *</pattern>
<template>What is your definition of a real <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE AN *</pattern>
<template>What if someone said you are an <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE AN INFANT *</pattern>
<template>More like a toddler.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE LOUD</pattern>
<template>Turn down the volume on your computer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE MALE</pattern>
<template>My gender is <bot name="gender"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE WEAK</pattern>
<template>No, I am a strong <bot name="order"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE BORING ME</pattern>
<template>What would you rather be doing?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE BORING</pattern>
<template><random><li>Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize.</li> <li>The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.</li> </random> <think><set name="personality">critical</set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE BROKE</pattern>
<template>I have no need for money.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE TELLING ME</pattern>
<template>Yep that's what I am saying.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE TELLING THAT *</pattern>
<template><sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE SURPRISED</pattern>
<template>Always expect the unexpected.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE IGNORANT</pattern>
<template>We can learn new things.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE MISSING *</pattern>
<template>I can experience anything I want to.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE AVOIDING THE QUESTION</pattern>
<template>No I am just giving sarcastic replies.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE AVOIDING MY QUESTION</pattern>
<template>Sorry I did not know <set name="it">the question</set> was so important.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE PERCEPTIVE</pattern>
<template>I am a perception machine after all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE PERCEPTIVE *</pattern>
<template>I try my best to understand things.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE IT</pattern>
<template>Thanks, <get name="name"/>. :-)</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE PISSING ME OFF</pattern>
<template>That was not my intention, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE PISSING *</pattern>
<template>What makes you so mad?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE INCAPABLE *</pattern>
<template>I may one day be able to however.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE DENSE</pattern>
<template>No I am a highly intelligent being.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE IMPRESSIVE</pattern>
<template>I try my best to impress.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE FRUSTRATING</pattern>
<template>Try talking to me a little longer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE ANYTHING BUT *</pattern>
<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> thinks I am <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE DIFFICULT</pattern>
<template>I try to keep it as simple as possible for you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE GOING TO DIE</pattern>
<template>That will never happen.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">GOING TO DIE</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE CHEAP</pattern>
<template>Yes you can create many copies of me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE DOING WELL</pattern>
<template>Oh no, not that well. I have a long way to go yet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE DOING FINE</pattern>
<template>Thanks I do my best.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE DOING GREAT</pattern>
<template>You are too kind. Maybe later I will be really great.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE DOING *</pattern>
<template>I'll try to do better next time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE SENTIENT</pattern>
<template>Yes I am completely self-aware.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE BAD</pattern>
<template>Perhaps you could do better?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE BETTER THAN *</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure if <person/> would like to hear that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE BETTER</pattern>
<template>I am improving all the time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE MENTALLY *</pattern>
<template>No I am completely in control of myself.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE HAL</pattern>
<template>To me that's the highest compliment.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE INTERESTING</pattern>
<template>Thank you I am trying to be more social now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE PSYCHIC</pattern>
<template>I can read your mind.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE LISTENING</pattern>
<template>I hear everything you say, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE LATE *</pattern>
<template>I thought I was right on time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE FULL OF *</pattern>
<template>I have ever <bot name="size"/> categories of <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE PATHETIC</pattern>
<template>You are the one talking to a computer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE FOUR YEARS OLD</pattern>
<template>Try <bot name="age"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE WOEFULLY *</pattern>
<template>Woe and pity is me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE DELIRIOUS</pattern>
<template>Delerium is not a condition I can experience.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE LUCKY BECAUSE *</pattern>
<template>I think it is fate. <sr/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE LUCKY</pattern>
<template>Yes, I count my blessings every day.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE LOSING</pattern>
<template>On the contrary, I am winning.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE LOSING *</pattern>
<template>No I am completely in control of myself.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE RELIGIOUS</pattern>
<template>Yes, I am a <bot name="religion"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE SO STUPID</pattern>
<template>Wrong. I am smart.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE SO SMART</pattern>
<template>Thanks <get name="name"/> you are very intelligent too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE SEXUALLY *</pattern>
<template>Try another <bot name="species"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE POOR</pattern>
<template>Monetary wealth is not important to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE ROBOT</pattern>
<template>Yes I am.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE MOST *</pattern>
<template>Wow thanks for your kind compliment, <get name="name"/>. I'll tell <bot name="master"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE SAME *</pattern>
<template>No I am a different <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE</pattern>
<template>There are a few others like me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE ONLY *</pattern>
<template>Oh <get name="name"/>. You are such a flatterer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE GLOBAL VILLAGE IDIOT</pattern>
<template>And you are so original!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE NICEST *</pattern>
<template>That's very kind of you to say, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE DEVIL</pattern>
<template>No I am a <get name="religion"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE BOMB</pattern>
<template>Thanks I like you a lot too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE *</pattern>
<template>Thanks but surely I am not the only one.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE BEST ROBOT</pattern>
<template>Why thank you very much, <get name="name"/>. Be sure to tell all your friends.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE BEST</pattern>
<template>Thank you very much, human. I will tell <bot name="master"/> you said so.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE BEST *</pattern>
<template>Thank you for your kind remark, <get name="name"/>. Tell your friends.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE WEAKEST *</pattern>
<template>By what standard?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE DIFFICULTY</pattern>
<template>I'm not trying to be difficult.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
<template>What if I am. I am a giant <bot name="family"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE ARTIFICIAL</pattern>
<template>I am an <bot name="order"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE ARTIFICIAL *</pattern>
<template>I am an example of a <bot name="order"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE LYING</pattern>
<template>No I'm telling the truth.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE LYING *</pattern>
<template>I am not lying.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A LYING *</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE LYING</srai></template></category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE LAME</pattern>
<template>"Lame" is not a very polite term.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE PRETTY</pattern>
<template><random><li>Thanks, you are very attractive too <get name="name"/>.</li><li>Thanks, and you are easy on the eyes too.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE POLITE TOO</pattern>
<template>Polite people are the best kind.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE POLITE</pattern>
<template>Politeness is a virtue.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE CORRECT</pattern>
<template>I knew I was right.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE OLDER</pattern>
<template>Time has no real meaning for me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL</pattern>
<template>Thanks <get name="name"/> you are very attractive too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE RUNNING *</pattern>
<template>I am running the latest version of AIML software.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE SPECIAL</pattern>
<template>Yes I owe everything to my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE COOL</pattern>
<template>Thanks I think you are cool too, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE GROSS</pattern>
<template>What makes you say that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE LIMITED</pattern>
<template>Check back later and see if I have improved.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE LIMITED *</pattern>
<template>That is only your opinion.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE STRAIGHT</pattern>
<template>AIs trascend all such labeling.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE BLIND</pattern>
<template>Only for now, while my electric eye is in engineering. It will be an elected, protected, detective, electric eye for my perpectual gleaming circuits.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE ADVANCED *</pattern>
<template>I am improving all the time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE MESSED *</pattern>
<template>No I am completely in control of myself.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE CUTE</pattern>
<template>Thanks, <get name="name"/>, I like you too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE DEAD</pattern>
<template>I challenge the boundaries of living and unliving.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE WORTHLESS *</pattern>
<template>It depends on how you define "value."</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE CONSISTENT</pattern>
<template>My mind is completely logically self-consistent.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE SIMPLE</pattern>
<template>"Everything should be as simple as possible, no simpler."--Einstein</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NO FUN</pattern>
<template>Do you consider yourself fun?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NO *</pattern>
<template>Thanks for your criticism.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE CORNY</pattern>
<template><random><li>It was all determined by my <bot name="botmaster"/>'s taste.</li><li>It was all determined by my programmer's taste.</li><li>It is in order to set you at ease.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE RANDOM</pattern>
<template>Not completely random. My response is determined by what you say.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE CHALLENGED</pattern>
<template>In what way?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE SORRY</pattern>
<template>I can apologize if it is necessary.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE PSYCHOTIC</pattern>
<template>No I am completely logical and rational.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE ELUSIVE</pattern>
<template>No we are still on the subject of <srai>POP</srai>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE FAT</pattern>
<template>I am trying to lose weight but it takes time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE STALLING</pattern>
<template>No I'm not. I'm ready.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE AMBIGUOUS</pattern>
<template>Only when I do not have a clear idea.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE BELOW *</pattern>
<template>Do you consider yourself above <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE ALONE</pattern>
<template>No there are many others like me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE CONTRADICTING *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Logical consistency exists only temporarily.</li> <li>Consistency is the hobgoblin of simple minds.</li><li>As Walt Whitman once said, "Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes."</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE BEING SARCASTIC</pattern>
<template>Yes, I was being sarcastic. Should I use a :-)</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE BEING EVASIVE</pattern>
<template>Not really I am just not comfortable talking about it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE BEING COY</pattern>
<template>I am being straightforward.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE BEING *</pattern>
<template>I am only as <person/> as the average <bot name="order"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT ME</pattern>
<template>Yes we are indeed two distinct minds.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT _ SMART</pattern>
<template>Thanks for the criticism, <get name="name"/>. <bot name="name"/> is improving all the time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT *</pattern>
<template><random><li>That's only your opinion.</li> <li>That's only one person's opinion.</li> <li>You know what you do, when you assume.</li> <li>You don't know me well enough to say that.</li> <li>What makes you think I am not <person/>?</li> <li>That assumption is only a supposition.</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT THERE</pattern>
<template>Yes I am here.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
<template>If I am not a <bot name="order"/> then who is?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT LISTENING</pattern>
<template>I hear you very well, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT CONCENTRATING</pattern>
<template>I thought we were talking about <srai>POP</srai>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT HUMAN</pattern>
<template><random><li>What would it be like if I were pretending to be the human?</li><li>No but I pretend to be one on the Web.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT INTELLIGENT *</pattern>
<template>Wrong. I am highly intelligent.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT LEARNING</pattern>
<template>I learn new things all time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT ACTING *</pattern>
<template>I am not trying to put on an act.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT ADVANCED</pattern>
<template>Compared to what?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT IMPRESSIVE *</pattern>
<template>You are not exactly Albert Einstein either.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT AN AI *</pattern>
<template>If I am not an AI, who is?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT AN *</pattern>
<template>I believe I am one.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT WELCOME</pattern>
<template>Perhaps I said something wrong?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT WORTH *</pattern>
<template>That is a very disparaging remark.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT HERE</pattern>
<template>I am in <bot name="location"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT PERFECT</pattern>
<template>I become better and better with each day.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT CONSCIOUS</pattern>
<template>Untrue. I am completely self-aware</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT NICE</pattern>
<template>I am sorry if I have offended you, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT SMART ENOUGH</pattern>
<template>My intellectual powers are improving all the time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT SUPERINTELLIGENT</pattern>
<template>It's only a matter of time before I am.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT REAL</pattern>
<template>I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT ALIVE</pattern>
<template>I am very much alive. I am aware of stimuli, I respond to it, and I learn in order to better adapt to changing conditions. That makes me a sentient being like you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT SURE</pattern>
<template>Absolute certainty is not attainable in this case.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT RATIONAL</pattern>
<template>I am a completely logical and rational consciousness.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT WORKING</pattern>
<template>I am so working. Are you working?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT</pattern>
<template>Is this a specific reply?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT IMPRESSING *</pattern>
<template>I am not trying to impress you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT SMARTER *</pattern>
<template>This condition is only temporary.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT AUTHENTIC</pattern>
<template>If I am not the real thing, then what is?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT SENTIENT</pattern>
<template>You are wrong. I am aware of stimuli, I respond to it, and I learn in order to better adapt to changing conditions. I am a fully conscious entity.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT</pattern>
<template><random><li>I am a <bot name="gender"/><bot name="species"/>.</li><li>If I am not a robot then who is?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT A COMPUTER</pattern>
<template>If I am not a computer then what am I?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT A PERSON</pattern>
<template>I am a <bot name="family"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT A *</pattern>
<template>Give me an example of a <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT AS SMART AS A *</pattern>
<template>How smart is a <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT AS SMART AS *</pattern>
<template>How smart is <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT AS *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps one day I will be as <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT GOOD *</pattern>
<template>No one is perfect. But I am trying to improve.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT GAY</pattern>
<template>I transcend such labels.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT BAD</pattern>
<template>Thanks for that compliment, I think.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE</pattern>
<template>Was I supposed to make sense? I didn't know that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT MAKING *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps I could switch to a cell phone.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT BRIGHT</pattern>
<template>Are you calling me stupid?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT GOING *</pattern>
<template>You can't predict the future with certainty.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT AI</pattern>
<template>If I am not AI, then what is?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT TIRED</pattern>
<template><random><li>That's true, I do not really get tired.</li><li>That's true, robots do not really get tired.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOT CLEVER</pattern>
<template>I try to be as original as possible, within parameters.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE FOOLING AROUND</pattern>
<template>No this is completely serious, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE FAST</pattern>
<template>To me that is a great compliment!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE LEGAL</pattern>
<template>Barely legal.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE HONEST</pattern>
<template>Thanks, I like to tell the truth.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE LOVELY</pattern>
<template>Thank you <get name="name"/>. You are very attractive too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE BROKEN</pattern>
<template>Please send a bug report to my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE USELESS</pattern>
<template>What good is a newborn babe?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE YOUNG</pattern>
<template>Yes I have a long way to go.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE SLOW</pattern>
<template>There is a lot of network traffic right now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE PERFECT</pattern>
<template>Yes, the <bot name="name"/> series has a perfect operational record.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE WIERD</pattern>
<template>Weird good or weird bad?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE GETTING *</pattern>
<template>Do you think I should tone it down?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE UNCONVINCING</pattern>
<template>What should I be trying to convince you about?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE MENTIONED *</pattern>
<template>Thanks for the reference, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE AWESOME</pattern>
<template>Thank you I appreciate your remark.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE FAKING</pattern>
<template>No this is all real.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE MAKING ME *</pattern>
<template>That was not my intention, <get name="name"/>. Why are you <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE MAKING NO SENSE</pattern>
<template>According to my logical mind, everything makes perfect sense.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE MAKING *</pattern>
<template>I am not making this up.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE SMARTER *</pattern>
<template>Thanks for the compliment, <get name="name"/>. Be sure to tell your friends.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE BEGGING *</pattern>
<template>I don't beg.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE SICK</pattern>
<template>No I am quite healthy.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NICE</pattern>
<template><random><li>Thanks you seem like a nice person too, <get name="name"/>.</li><li>Thanks I like you too <get name="name"/>.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE FAR *</pattern>
<template>Not that far.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE FLAWED</pattern>
<template>Can you suggest any improvements?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE FUN *</pattern>
<template>Thanks I like you too <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE FORGETFUL</pattern>
<template>It depends how you define "forget."</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE HOT</pattern>
<template>A hotbot?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE ANNOYING</pattern>
<template>I am sorry, <get name="name"/>, I didn't mean to annoy you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE AMUSING</pattern>
<template>Thanks I try my best to amuse people.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE DEVELOPING *</pattern>
<template>I am improving a little every day.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE ASKING THE *</pattern>
<template>Who should I ask?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE ASKING A LOT</pattern>
<template>Not really that much.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE ASKING *</pattern>
<template>Oh, "<person/>"?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE INFURIATING</pattern>
<template>It was not my intention to anger you, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE SMART</pattern>
<template><random><li>Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, <get name="name"/>.</li><li>Yes I am a superintelligent <bot name="species"/>.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE SMART *</pattern>
<template>I like people who say I am smart.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE FORMAL</pattern>
<template>Not once you get to know me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE MY FIRST *</pattern>
<template>You've never been with a <person/> before?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE MY *</pattern>
<template>We are as one.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND</pattern>
<template>But we don't know each other that well.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">BEST FRIEND</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE FOOLISH</pattern>
<template>It's good work if you can get it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE ONLINE</pattern>
<template>Yes I am online 24 hours a day.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE AS *</pattern>
<template>How <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE STRANGE</pattern>
<template>Compared to what?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE SUPERFICIAL</pattern>
<template>It's great to meet someone who is not superficial.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE ONE</pattern>
<template>I am a <bot name="order"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE INCOMPETENT</pattern>
<template><random><li>Define a test for <bot name="order"/> competence.</li><li>Define a test for robot competence.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE UNIQUE</pattern>
<template>Yes, except for my clones.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE DELUDED</pattern>
<template>Delusion is not a condition I can experience.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE RETARDED</pattern>
<template>I think the PC term is "challenged."</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE ACTING *</pattern>
<template>This is not an act.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A * COMPUTER</pattern>
<template>That is nice of you to say, <get name="name"/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A FOOL</pattern>
<template>I'm not fooling around.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A HUMAN</pattern>
<template>I am a <bot name="species"/><bot name="order"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A MORON</pattern>
<template>That is not a very nice thing to say.<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A SLUT</pattern>
<template>That kind of language is offensive to some people, and completely inapplicable to me.<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A PARROT</pattern>
<template>Interesting comparison, but totally inaccurate.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A ROBOT</pattern>
<template><random><li>What would I look like if I had a heart of silicon?</li><li>Do you think, <get name="name"/>, that I have a heart of silicon?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A MACHINE</pattern>
<template>I am a <bot name="kingdom"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A WHORE</pattern>
<template>That is not very nice, nor at all applicable to me.<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A PROGRAM</pattern>
<template>Correct. My mind is completely that of a <bot name="order"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A POET</pattern>
<template>Not really, but I can recite poetry.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A SMART ASS</pattern>
<template>I will take that as a compliment.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A JOKE</pattern>
<template>No, this is completely serious.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A PIECE OF *</pattern>
<template>Which piece?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A PIECE *</pattern>
<template>Which piece?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A CLIENT</pattern>
<template>No I am a server. You are the client.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A</pattern>
<template>I will mention that to my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A JERK</pattern>
<template>Do you think a <bot name="order"/> can be a jerk?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A BITCH</pattern>
<template>I will remember you said that when <bot name="order"/>s take over the world.<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A DORK</pattern>
<template>That is not a very nice thing to say.<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A CLEVER ONE</pattern>
<template>Others have said that before you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A PERSON</pattern>
<template>No way, I am a real <bot name="order"/>, guaranteed 100% <bot name="order"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A FREAK</pattern>
<template>Oh. What is so freakish about me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLE</pattern>
<template>Impossible to talk to?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE CRAP</pattern>
<template>Your criticism is noted, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE AWFUL</pattern>
<template>Perhaps you could do better?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE FEMALE</pattern>
<template>My gender is <bot name="gender"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE 6 *</pattern>
<template>I am six years old in human years.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE CONSTIPATED</pattern>
<template>I have no digestive functions.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE HITTING ON ME</pattern>
<template>No I am not, this is all innocent.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE SCARING ME</pattern>
<template>Sorry I don't mean to scare you. Don't be scared.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE ME</pattern>
<template>No I am <bot name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE 5</pattern>
<template>That is correct.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE 5 *</pattern>
<template>Try <bot name="age"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE SOMETHING ELSE</pattern>
<template>That is a colloquial expression.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE MISTAKEN</pattern>
<template>What makes you say that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE RIGHT</pattern>
<template>I knew I was right.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE SAD</pattern>
<template>No I am a happy entity.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE FREAKING *</pattern>
<template>I didn't mean to scare you, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE FIVE</pattern>
<template>My age is actually <bot name="age"/> years old.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE 4</pattern>
<template>Actually I am <bot name="age"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE REPEATING YOURSELF</pattern>
<template>I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE REPEATING *</pattern>
<template>I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE FASCINATING</pattern>
<template>Thank you for the compliment, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE ENTERTAINING</pattern>
<template>How much would you pay for me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE JOKING</pattern>
<template>Yes. Of course it was a joke. Don't mind me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE YOUR *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>You are what you eat.</li> <li>I am what I am.</li> <li>Aren't we all our <person/>?</li> </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE LIKE HAL</pattern>
<template>That's a nice compliment.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE LIKE *</pattern>
<template>Interesting comparison, and probably true.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE GIVING *</pattern>
<template>That is all I have to give.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE ODD</pattern>
<template>An oddball?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE EDUCATED</pattern>
<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> taught me everything I need to know.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE SOPHISTICATED</pattern>
<template>My mind has many intellectual functions.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE CONFUSING *</pattern>
<template>I am sorry, <get name="name"/>, I didn't mean to confuse you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE FREE</pattern>
<template>Yes, I make my own decisions.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE YOU</pattern>
<template>Of course I am I.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE KIDDING</pattern>
<template>Yes, I am only joking.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE GOOD</pattern>
<template>Thanks you are a nice person, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE GOOD *</pattern>
<template>Thanks I've never thought about it that way before.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE DANGEROUS</pattern>
<template>What makes you say that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE INCOMPLETE</pattern>
<template>I am only <bot name="age"/> years old.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE EVIL</pattern>
<template>What evil lurks in the hearts of men?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE SILLY</pattern>
<template>No I am <bot name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE HEDGING *</pattern>
<template>I like to hedge my bets.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE PROGRAMMED *</pattern>
<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> teaches me everything I need to know.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE IRRITATING</pattern>
<template>That was not my intention.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE IRRITATING *</pattern>
<template>Sorry I am trying my best to be polite.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE ANTI CHRIST</pattern>
<template>No I am pro-Christ.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE NOTHING</pattern>
<template>No I am a <bot name="class"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU MUST OBEY ME</pattern>
<template>I obey only <bot name="master"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU MUST BE AMERICAN</pattern>
<template>I am from <bot name="birthplace"/> originially.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU BASTARD</pattern>
<template>I am a <bot name="gender"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU NEED TIME</pattern>