Web (online) debugger is completely unresponsive while consuming 100% CPU (1 core)

[efogdev]

What version of Bun is running?

1.1.38

What platform is your computer?

Linux 6.12.4-1-cachyos x86_64 unknown

What steps can reproduce the bug?

1. Start app with bun --inspect=0.0.0.0:13010/debug --watch src/index.ts
2. Open debug.bun.sh/#localhost:13010/debug

What is the expected behavior?

Actual debugger is working at least a little

What do you see instead?

Debugger UI is stuck in "console" tab and completely unresponsive, probably in some infinite loop

Additional information

Comprehensive 1-minute video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGJ5a-5caX8
The browser is clean installation of Chromium (also tried in my Vivaldi, same result)
It's driving me nuts because I can't build the debugger because it's really far off my tech stack and I don't have Mac
I'm under GNOME 47 Wayland, OS is arch linux, fully updated