messages.h

#define WIDTH 20
#define HEIGHT 4

char REBOOT_FORTUNES[][WIDTH*HEIGHT] = {
	"A glitch in the system stops me from telling you now.",
	"The internets are on fire, and don't want you to know.",
	"I'm going to need at least another quarter to decide.",
	"You don't believe a machine can predict your future, so what's the point?",
	"Eventually my predictions will be perfect, not today."
};

#define GREET1 0
#define GREET2 1
#define BOOT 3
#define SAVE 4
#define FUTURE 5
#define GREET3 6
#define RANDOM 7
#define ACCURATE 8
#define CORRECT 9
#define WRONG 10
#define TIMEOUT 11
#define FETCHING 12
#define FREEBIE 13
#define PICK_YES 14
#define PICK_NO 15

char MESSAGES[][HEIGHT][WIDTH+1] = {{
		"*                  *",
		"  Contemplate your  ",
		"  uncertainty...    ",
		"*                  *"
	}, {
		"*                  *",
		"   I wonder what    ",
		"  you're wondering? ",
		"*                  *"
	}, {
		"*                  *",
		"     WiFi Error,    ",
		"     restart.       ",
		"*                  *"
	}, {
		"                    ",
		"      Hello :)      ",
		"                    ",
		"                    "
	}, {
		"*                  *",
		"   Our meeting is   ",
		"    being saved.    ",
		"*                  *"
	}, {
		"*                  *",
		"   Future fortunes  ",
		"    now adjusted.   ",
		"*                  *"
	}, {
		"*  Use buttons to  *",
		"  answer questions. ",
		"                    ",
		"<<< NO      YES >>> "
	}, {
		"   Random choice.   ",
		"                    ",
		"       _====_       ",
		"  q  8( 0..0 )8  p  "
	}, {
		"                    ",
		"  Was your fortune  ",
		"     on target?     ",
		"                    "
	}, {
		"                    ",
		"  Oh good, thanks!  ",
		"                    ",
		"   I'll remember.   "
	}, {
		"                    ",
		"      Huh, ok.      ",
		"                    ",
		"   I'll remember.   "
	}, {
		"                    ",
		"       Hello?       ",
		"                    ",
		"    Another coin?   "
	}, {
		"!                  !",
		"    Calibrating     ",
		"    your fortune.   ",
		"!                  !"
	}, {
		"   A freebie!? OK   ",
		"                    ",
		"       _====_       ",
		"  q  8( 0..0 )8  p  "
	}, {
		"                    ",
		"   You picked YES.  ",
		"                    ",
		"                    "
	}, {
		"                    ",
		"   You picked NO.   ",
		"                    ",
		"                    "
	}};