diff --git a/.github/workflows/release.yml b/.github/workflows/release.yml
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..7997a9c1b7c8
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.github/workflows/release.yml
@@ -0,0 +1,191 @@
+# Copyright 2022-2023, axodotdev
+# SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT or Apache-2.0
+#
+# CI that:
+#
+# * checks for a Git Tag that looks like a release
+# * builds artifacts with cargo-dist (archives, installers, hashes)
+# * uploads those artifacts to temporary workflow zip
+# * on success, uploads the artifacts to a Github Release™
+#
+# Note that the Github Release™ will be created with a generated
+# title/body based on your changelogs.
+name: Release
+
+permissions:
+  contents: write
+
+# This task will run whenever you push a git tag that looks like a version
+# like "1.0.0", "v0.1.0-prerelease.1", "my-app/0.1.0", "releases/v1.0.0", etc.
+# Various formats will be parsed into a VERSION and an optional PACKAGE_NAME, where
+# PACKAGE_NAME must be the name of a Cargo package in your workspace, and VERSION
+# must be a Cargo-style SemVer Version (must have at least major.minor.patch).
+#
+# If PACKAGE_NAME is specified, then the release will be for that
+# package (erroring out if it doesn't have the given version or isn't cargo-dist-able).
+#
+# If PACKAGE_NAME isn't specified, then the release will be for all
+# (cargo-dist-able) packages in the workspace with that version (this mode is
+# intended for workspaces with only one dist-able package, or with all dist-able
+# packages versioned/released in lockstep).
+#
+# If you push multiple tags at once, separate instances of this workflow will
+# spin up, creating an independent Github Release™ for each one. However Github
+# will hard limit this to 3 tags per commit, as it will assume more tags is a
+# mistake.
+#
+# If there's a prerelease-style suffix to the version, then the Github Release™
+# will be marked as a prerelease.
+on:
+  push:
+    tags:
+      - '**[0-9]+.[0-9]+.[0-9]+*'
+  pull_request:
+
+jobs:
+  # Run 'cargo dist plan' to determine what tasks we need to do
+  plan:
+    runs-on: ubuntu-latest
+    outputs:
+      val: ${{ steps.plan.outputs.manifest }}
+      tag: ${{ !github.event.pull_request && github.ref_name || '' }}
+      tag-flag: ${{ !github.event.pull_request && format('--tag={0}', github.ref_name) || '' }}
+      publishing: ${{ !github.event.pull_request }}
+    env:
+      GH_TOKEN: ${{ secrets.GITHUB_TOKEN }}
+    steps:
+      - uses: actions/checkout@v4
+        with:
+          submodules: recursive
+      - name: Install cargo-dist
+        run: "curl --proto '=https' --tlsv1.2 -LsSf https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/releases/download/v0.3.1/cargo-dist-installer.sh | sh"
+      - id: plan
+        run: |
+          cargo dist plan ${{ !github.event.pull_request && format('--tag={0}', github.ref_name) || '' }} --output-format=json > dist-manifest.json
+          echo "cargo dist plan ran successfully"
+          cat dist-manifest.json
+          echo "manifest=$(jq -c "." dist-manifest.json)" >> "$GITHUB_OUTPUT"
+      - name: "Upload dist-manifest.json"
+        uses: actions/upload-artifact@v3
+        with:
+          name: artifacts
+          path: dist-manifest.json
+
+  # Build and packages all the platform-specific things
+  upload-local-artifacts:
+    # Let the initial task tell us to not run (currently very blunt)
+    needs: plan
+    if: ${{ fromJson(needs.plan.outputs.val).releases != null && (needs.plan.outputs.publishing == 'true' || fromJson(needs.plan.outputs.val).ci.github.pr_run_mode == 'upload') }}
+    strategy:
+      fail-fast: false
+      # Target platforms/runners are computed by cargo-dist in create-release.
+      # Each member of the matrix has the following arguments:
+      #
+      # - runner: the github runner
+      # - dist-args: cli flags to pass to cargo dist
+      # - install-dist: expression to run to install cargo-dist on the runner
+      #
+      # Typically there will be:
+      # - 1 "global" task that builds universal installers
+      # - N "local" tasks that build each platform's binaries and platform-specific installers
+      matrix: ${{ fromJson(needs.plan.outputs.val).ci.github.artifacts_matrix }}
+    runs-on: ${{ matrix.runner }}
+    env:
+      GH_TOKEN: ${{ secrets.GITHUB_TOKEN }}
+    steps:
+      - uses: actions/checkout@v4
+        with:
+          submodules: recursive
+      - uses: swatinem/rust-cache@v2
+      - name: Install cargo-dist
+        run: ${{ matrix.install_dist }}
+      - name: Build artifacts
+        run: |
+          # Actually do builds and make zips and whatnot
+          cargo dist build ${{ needs.plan.outputs.tag-flag }} --output-format=json ${{ matrix.dist_args }} > dist-manifest.json
+          echo "cargo dist ran successfully"
+      - id: cargo-dist
+        name: Post-build
+        # We force bash here just because github makes it really hard to get values up
+        # to "real" actions without writing to env-vars, and writing to env-vars has
+        # inconsistent syntax between shell and powershell.
+        shell: bash
+        run: |
+          # Parse out what we just built and upload it to the Github Release™
+          echo "paths<<EOF" >> "$GITHUB_OUTPUT"
+          jq --raw-output ".artifacts[]?.path | select( . != null )" dist-manifest.json >> "$GITHUB_OUTPUT"
+          echo "EOF" >> "$GITHUB_OUTPUT"
+      - name: "Upload artifacts"
+        uses: actions/upload-artifact@v3
+        with:
+          name: artifacts
+          path: ${{ steps.cargo-dist.outputs.paths }}
+
+  # Build and package all the platform-agnostic(ish) things
+  upload-global-artifacts:
+    needs: [plan, upload-local-artifacts]
+    runs-on: "ubuntu-20.04"
+    env:
+      GH_TOKEN: ${{ secrets.GITHUB_TOKEN }}
+    steps:
+      - uses: actions/checkout@v4
+        with:
+          submodules: recursive
+      - name: Install cargo-dist
+        run: "curl --proto '=https' --tlsv1.2 -LsSf https://github.com/axodotdev/cargo-dist/releases/download/v0.3.1/cargo-dist-installer.sh | sh"
+      # Get all the local artifacts for the global tasks to use (for e.g. checksums)
+      - name: Fetch local artifacts
+        uses: actions/download-artifact@v3
+        with:
+          name: artifacts
+          path: target/distrib/
+      - id: cargo-dist
+        shell: bash
+        run: |
+          cargo dist build ${{ needs.plan.outputs.tag-flag }} --output-format=json "--artifacts=global" > dist-manifest.json
+          echo "cargo dist ran successfully"
+
+          # Parse out what we just built and upload it to the Github Release™
+          echo "paths<<EOF" >> "$GITHUB_OUTPUT"
+          jq --raw-output ".artifacts[]?.path | select( . != null )" dist-manifest.json >> "$GITHUB_OUTPUT"
+          echo "EOF" >> "$GITHUB_OUTPUT"
+      - name: "Upload artifacts"
+        uses: actions/upload-artifact@v3
+        with:
+          name: artifacts
+          path: ${{ steps.cargo-dist.outputs.paths }}
+
+  should-publish:
+    needs:
+      - plan
+      - upload-local-artifacts
+      - upload-global-artifacts
+    if: ${{ needs.plan.outputs.publishing == 'true' }}
+    runs-on: ubuntu-latest
+    steps:
+      - name: print tag
+        run: echo "ok we're publishing!"
+
+  # Create a Github Release with all the results once everything is done,
+  publish-release:
+    needs: [plan, should-publish]
+    runs-on: ubuntu-latest
+    env:
+      GH_TOKEN: ${{ secrets.GITHUB_TOKEN }}
+    steps:
+      - uses: actions/checkout@v4
+        with:
+          submodules: recursive
+      - name: "Download artifacts"
+        uses: actions/download-artifact@v3
+        with:
+          name: artifacts
+          path: artifacts
+      - name: Create Release
+        uses: ncipollo/release-action@v1
+        with:
+          tag: ${{ needs.plan.outputs.tag }}
+          name: ${{ fromJson(needs.plan.outputs.val).announcement_title }}
+          body: ${{ fromJson(needs.plan.outputs.val).announcement_github_body }}
+          prerelease: ${{ fromJson(needs.plan.outputs.val).announcement_is_prerelease }}
+          artifacts: "artifacts/*"
diff --git a/Cargo.toml b/Cargo.toml
index 875009fd7818..61418f81ff5a 100644
--- a/Cargo.toml
+++ b/Cargo.toml
@@ -29,8 +29,26 @@ members = [
     "examples/sqlite/getting_started_step_3",
 ]
 
+# Config for 'cargo dist'
+[workspace.metadata.dist]
+# The preferred cargo-dist version to use in CI (Cargo.toml SemVer syntax)
+cargo-dist-version = "0.3.1"
+# CI backends to support
+ci = ["github"]
+# The installers to generate for each app
+installers = ["shell", "powershell"]
+# Target platforms to build apps for (Rust target-triple syntax)
+targets = ["x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu", "aarch64-apple-darwin", "x86_64-apple-darwin", "x86_64-pc-windows-msvc"]
+# Publish jobs to run in CI
+pr-run-mode = "upload"
+
 [profile.dev.package.insta]
 opt-level = 3
 
 [profile.dev.package.similar]
 opt-level = 3
+
+# The profile that 'cargo dist' will build with
+[profile.dist]
+inherits = "release"
+lto = "thin"
diff --git a/diesel_cli/Cargo.toml b/diesel_cli/Cargo.toml
index b1e4ee8d960d..2fda68284987 100644
--- a/diesel_cli/Cargo.toml
+++ b/diesel_cli/Cargo.toml
@@ -13,6 +13,10 @@ edition = "2021"
 include = ["src/**/*", "LICENSE-*", "README.md"]
 rust-version = "1.66.0"
 
+[package.metadata.wix]
+upgrade-guid = "AC330981-F4F8-4D8A-AD78-F8B7ECC32DF3"
+path-guid = "1730337B-A19D-4DDE-AFA5-983752956861"
+
 [[bin]]
 name = "diesel"
 path = "src/main.rs"
@@ -58,3 +62,10 @@ uses_information_schema = []
 
 [[test]]
 name = "tests"
+
+[package.metadata.dist]
+features = ["sqlite-bundled"]
+
+[package.metadata.dist.dependencies.apt]
+libpq-dev = '*'
+libmysqlclient-dev = '*'
diff --git a/diesel_derives/Cargo.toml b/diesel_derives/Cargo.toml
index ebe6567d2958..57e1136ee859 100644
--- a/diesel_derives/Cargo.toml
+++ b/diesel_derives/Cargo.toml
@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@ license = "MIT OR Apache-2.0"
 description = "You should not use this crate directly, it is internal to Diesel."
 documentation = "https://diesel.rs/guides/"
 homepage = "https://diesel.rs"
-repository = "https://github.com/diesel-rs/diesel/tree/master/diesel_derives"
+repository = "https://github.com/diesel-rs/diesel/"
 autotests = false
 include = ["src/**/*", "LICENSE-*"]
 rust-version = "1.66.0"
@@ -46,3 +46,4 @@ with-deprecated = []
 r2d2 = []
 chrono = []
 time = []
+
diff --git a/diesel_table_macro_syntax/Cargo.toml b/diesel_table_macro_syntax/Cargo.toml
index 41032f81093a..e4c20024a411 100644
--- a/diesel_table_macro_syntax/Cargo.toml
+++ b/diesel_table_macro_syntax/Cargo.toml
@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@ description = "Internal diesel crate"
 license = "MIT OR Apache-2.0"
 documentation = "https://diesel.rs/guides/"
 homepage = "https://diesel.rs"
-repository = "https://github.com/diesel-rs/diesel/tree/master/diesel_table_macro_syntax"
+repository = "https://github.com/diesel-rs/diesel/"
 autotests = false
 include = ["src/**/*", "LICENSE-*"]
 rust-version = "1.66.0"
diff --git a/examples/postgres/relations/Cargo.toml b/examples/postgres/relations/Cargo.toml
index e45407d5b046..d01a91aea0e6 100644
--- a/examples/postgres/relations/Cargo.toml
+++ b/examples/postgres/relations/Cargo.toml
@@ -2,6 +2,7 @@
 name = "relations"
 version = "0.1.0"
 edition = "2021"
+publish = false
 
 # See more keys and their definitions at https://doc.rust-lang.org/cargo/reference/manifest.html