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do worry, plus be happy... and do it! |
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hello!
search below for anything related to cregox that might entice you. such as "damme", "[ahoxus]" or "[random]", for instance.
still can't find something in specific? got nothing in mind? try going straight to [the duck 🦆 with a random string]({{ page.ask }}{{ site.duck }}).
or perhaps just lay back and "watch" some fas tv.
missing cookies? really?! sorry, [we don't track]! 😁😘
(disclaimer about the lower case writing style)
<script> (function() {
window.onhashchange = updateAll;
window.onpopstate = updateAll;
var term = sample([
'random', 'basiux', 'fuck', 'reason of life', 'trs', 'rfc',
'imrs', 'password', 'faq', 'brain', 'philosophy', 'help',
'data', 'backup', 'science', 'skeptic', 'spam', 'magic',
'ahoxus', 'religion', 'nynphormartisct', 'crazy', 'art',
'wanderful', 'video', 'film', 'rating', 'scale'
]);
var linksUpdated = [];
var urlParams = new URLSearchParams(window.location.search);
// no idea why this doesn't work! but it's worth it to leave it here for reference, i suppose
// var urlParams = window.location.searchParams;
function updateAll () {
updateLinks();
vq.value = urlParams.get("q");
}
// use a hidden form to send the query
document.searchForm.q.setAttribute("name", "vq");
document.searchForm.hq.setAttribute("name", "q");
var q = document.searchForm.q;
var vq = document.searchForm.vq;
// because html onsubmit didn't work
document.searchForm.onsubmit = function duckFix () {
q.value = vq.value;
if (q.value.length == 0) {
q.value = term;
}
var ask = new URL('{{ page.ask }}');
q.value += ask.searchParams.get("q").replace("%random", "");
}
updateAll();
function updateLinks () {
var hashTerm = getHashQueryStringValue('q');
if (hashTerm) term = hashTerm;
linksUpdated.forEach(function(original){
original.item.href = original.href.replace('%random', term);
})
document.querySelectorAll('a[href*="%random"]').forEach(function(item){
linksUpdated.push({item: item, href: item.href, term: term});
item.href = item.href.replace('%random', term);
})
}
function sample (items) {
return items[Math.floor(Math.random() * items.length)];
}
function getHashQueryStringValue (key) {
return decodeURIComponent(window.location.hash.replace(new RegExp("^(?:.*[&\\#]" + encodeURIComponent(key).replace(/[\.\+\*]/g, "\\$&") + "(?:\\=([^&]*))?)?.*$", "i"), "$1"));
}
})(); </script>