diff --git a/src/unrealsdk/unreal/cast.h b/src/unrealsdk/unreal/cast.h
index 60d80e2..366baa7 100644
--- a/src/unrealsdk/unreal/cast.h
+++ b/src/unrealsdk/unreal/cast.h
@@ -35,9 +35,6 @@ namespace unrealsdk::unreal {
  * @note Intended for to be used to iterate over all types using recursive templates.
  */
 using all_unreal_classes = std::tuple<  //
-#ifdef UE4
-    UTextProperty,
-#endif
     UArrayProperty,
     UBlueprintGeneratedClass,
     UBoolProperty,
@@ -64,6 +61,7 @@ using all_unreal_classes = std::tuple<  //
     UStrProperty,
     UStruct,
     UStructProperty,
+    UTextProperty,
     UUInt16Property,
     UUInt32Property,
     UUInt64Property,
diff --git a/src/unrealsdk/unreal/classes/properties/utextproperty.cpp b/src/unrealsdk/unreal/classes/properties/utextproperty.cpp
index 85e5415..6b650ca 100644
--- a/src/unrealsdk/unreal/classes/properties/utextproperty.cpp
+++ b/src/unrealsdk/unreal/classes/properties/utextproperty.cpp
@@ -7,8 +7,6 @@
 #include "unrealsdk/unreal/wrappers/unreal_pointer.h"
 #include "unrealsdk/unrealsdk.h"
 
-#ifdef UE4
-
 namespace unrealsdk::unreal {
 
 PropTraits<UTextProperty>::Value PropTraits<UTextProperty>::get(
@@ -31,5 +29,3 @@ void PropTraits<UTextProperty>::destroy(const UTextProperty* /*prop*/, uintptr_t
 }
 
 }  // namespace unrealsdk::unreal
-
-#endif
diff --git a/src/unrealsdk/unreal/classes/properties/utextproperty.h b/src/unrealsdk/unreal/classes/properties/utextproperty.h
index 0a964bc..a0ebaab 100644
--- a/src/unrealsdk/unreal/classes/properties/utextproperty.h
+++ b/src/unrealsdk/unreal/classes/properties/utextproperty.h
@@ -8,10 +8,6 @@
 #include "unrealsdk/unreal/prop_traits.h"
 #include "unrealsdk/unreal/wrappers/unreal_pointer.h"
 
-// Unlike other properties, which we can define on engine versions which don't support them, text
-// properties call into a game-specific hook, which means we can only define them in UE4
-#if defined(UE4)
-
 namespace unrealsdk::unreal {
 
 #if defined(_MSC_VER) && defined(ARCH_X86)
@@ -48,6 +44,4 @@ struct ClassTraits<UTextProperty> {
 
 }  // namespace unrealsdk::unreal
 
-#endif
-
 #endif /* UNREALSDK_UNREAL_CLASSES_PROPERTIES_UTEXTPROPERTY_H */
diff --git a/src/unrealsdk/unreal/structs/ftext.cpp b/src/unrealsdk/unreal/structs/ftext.cpp
index d90bdd0..073a596 100644
--- a/src/unrealsdk/unreal/structs/ftext.cpp
+++ b/src/unrealsdk/unreal/structs/ftext.cpp
@@ -5,20 +5,21 @@
 #include "unrealsdk/unreal/structs/ftext.h"
 #include "unrealsdk/unrealsdk.h"
 #include "unrealsdk/utils.h"
-
-#ifdef UE4
+#include "unrealsdk/version_error.h"
 
 namespace unrealsdk::unreal {
 
+#ifdef UE4
+
 FText::FText(const std::string& str) : FText(utils::widen(str)) {}
 FText::FText(const std::wstring& str) : data(), flags() {
     unrealsdk::ftext_as_culture_invariant(this, str);
 }
 
-FText& FText::operator=(const std::string& str) noexcept {
+FText& FText::operator=(const std::string& str) {
     return *this = utils::widen(str);
 }
-FText& FText::operator=(const std::wstring& str) noexcept {
+FText& FText::operator=(const std::wstring& str) {
     // Modifying in place is a pain, instead create a new FText and swap it in
     FText local_text{str};
     std::swap(this->data, local_text.data);
@@ -50,6 +51,43 @@ FText::~FText() {
     }
 }
 
-}  // namespace unrealsdk::unreal
+#else
+
+FText::FText(const std::string& /* str */) : data(), flags() {
+    (void)this;
+    (void)this->data;
+    (void)this->flags;
+    throw_version_error("FTexts are not implemented in UE3");
+}
+FText::FText(const std::wstring& /* str */) : data(), flags() {
+    (void)this;
+    throw_version_error("FTexts are not implemented in UE3");
+}
+FText& FText::operator=(const std::string& /* str */) {
+    (void)this;
+    throw_version_error("FTexts are not implemented in UE3");
+    return *this;
+}
+FText& FText::operator=(const std::wstring& /* str */) {
+    (void)this;
+    throw_version_error("FTexts are not implemented in UE3");
+    return *this;
+}
+FText::operator std::string() const {
+    (void)this;
+    throw_version_error("FTexts are not implemented in UE3");
+    return {};
+}
+FText::operator std::wstring() const {
+    (void)this;
+    throw_version_error("FTexts are not implemented in UE3");
+    return {};
+}
+// Rather not throw from a destructor, since it will crash the whole game
+FText::~FText() {
+    (void)this;
+}
 
 #endif
+
+}  // namespace unrealsdk::unreal
diff --git a/src/unrealsdk/unreal/structs/ftext.h b/src/unrealsdk/unreal/structs/ftext.h
index 037e1fb..0ff9000 100644
--- a/src/unrealsdk/unreal/structs/ftext.h
+++ b/src/unrealsdk/unreal/structs/ftext.h
@@ -41,8 +41,8 @@ struct FText {
      * @param str The string to assign.
      * @return A reference to this FText.
      */
-    FText& operator=(const std::string& str) noexcept;
-    FText& operator=(const std::wstring& str) noexcept;
+    FText& operator=(const std::string& str);
+    FText& operator=(const std::wstring& str);
 
     /**
      * @brief Convert the FText to it's string representation.
diff --git a/src/unrealsdk/unreal/wrappers/gobjects.cpp b/src/unrealsdk/unreal/wrappers/gobjects.cpp
index 676fdb1..040980b 100644
--- a/src/unrealsdk/unreal/wrappers/gobjects.cpp
+++ b/src/unrealsdk/unreal/wrappers/gobjects.cpp
@@ -8,6 +8,7 @@
 #include "unrealsdk/unreal/structs/gobjects.h"
 #else
 #include "unrealsdk/unreal/structs/tarray.h"
+#include "unrealsdk/version_error.h"
 #endif
 
 namespace unrealsdk::unreal {
@@ -133,12 +134,13 @@ UObject* GObjects::obj_at(size_t idx) const {
 
 UObject* GObjects::get_weak_object(const FWeakObjectPtr* /* ptr */) const {
     (void)this;
-    throw std::runtime_error("Weak object pointers are not implemented in UE3");
+    throw_version_error("Weak object pointers are not implemented in UE3");
+    return nullptr;
 }
 
 void GObjects::set_weak_object(FWeakObjectPtr* /* ptr */, const UObject* /* obj */) const {
     (void)this;
-    throw std::runtime_error("Weak object pointers are not implemented in UE3");
+    throw_version_error("Weak object pointers are not implemented in UE3");
 }
 
 #else
diff --git a/src/unrealsdk/version_error.cpp b/src/unrealsdk/version_error.cpp
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..4fe2d39
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/unrealsdk/version_error.cpp
@@ -0,0 +1,18 @@
+#include "unrealsdk/pch.h"
+
+namespace unrealsdk {
+
+// Just noinline isn't enough for MSVC, also need to turn all optimizations off :/
+#if defined(_MSC_VER) && !defined(__clang__) && !defined(__MINGW32__)
+#pragma optimize("", off)
+#endif
+
+void throw_version_error(const char* msg) {
+    throw std::runtime_error(msg);
+}
+
+#if defined(_MSC_VER) && !defined(__clang__) && !defined(__MINGW32__)
+#pragma optimize("", on)
+#endif
+
+}  // namespace unrealsdk
diff --git a/src/unrealsdk/version_error.h b/src/unrealsdk/version_error.h
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..e9fe6c2
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/unrealsdk/version_error.h
@@ -0,0 +1,44 @@
+#ifndef UNREALSDK_VERSION_ERROR_H
+#define UNREALSDK_VERSION_ERROR_H
+
+#include "pch.h"
+
+/*
+When attempting to use a feature which is not currently available to the sdk, it may throw a version
+error. At this point, these should be caught using simply `std::exception`. A more detailed
+exception may be exposed at a later date.
+*/
+
+namespace unrealsdk {
+
+/*
+Since we sometimes expect version errors to be gated behind ifdefs, previously innocent user code
+may sometimes unconditionally throw an error. If the exception gets inlined (including during LTO),
+this may cause an unreachable code warning. While we want an unconditional exception, we don't want
+the warning, there's nothing wrong with the user's code.
+
+To avoid this, hide throwing behind a noinline helper.
+*/
+
+#if defined(__clang__) || defined(__MINGW32__)
+#define NOINLINE [[gnu::noinline]]
+#elif defined(_MSC_VER)
+#define NOINLINE [[msvc::noinline]]
+#else
+#error Unknown noinline attribute
+#endif
+
+/**
+ * @brief Helper function to throw a version error.
+ * @note This function is (deliberately) not considered noreturn - you may still need to return a
+ *       dummy value after calling it.
+ *
+ * @param msg The exception's message.
+ */
+NOINLINE void throw_version_error(const char* msg);
+
+#undef NOINLINE
+
+}  // namespace unrealsdk
+
+#endif /* UNREALSDK_VERSION_ERROR_H */