insults.json

{
    "insults":
    [
        {
            "base": "{} {} as useful as a knitted condom.",
            "person": ["1s", "2s", "3sf", "3sm"],
            "substitutions": ["pronouns", "to be"]
        },
        {
            "base": "{} {} a plentiful lack of wit.",
            "person": ["1s", "1p", "2s", "2p", "3sf", "3sm", "3p"],
            "substitutions": ["pronouns", "to have"],
            "category": ["intelligence"]
        },
        {
            "base": "Don't let your mind wander; it's too small to be let out alone.",
            "person": ["2s"],
	    "category": ["intelligence"]
        },
        {
            "base": "{} {} a tedious fool.",
            "person": ["1s", "2s", "3sf", "3sm"],
            "substitutions": ["pronouns", "to be"],
            "category": ["personality","intelligence"]
        },
        {
            "base": "{} {} from diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the mind.",
            "person": ["1s", "2s", "3sf", "3sm", "3p"],
            "substitutions": ["pronouns", "to suffer"],
            "category": ["intelligence", "shutup"]
        },
	{
	    "base": "The tartness of {} face sours ripe grapes.",
	    "person": ["1s", "2s", "3sf", "3sm"],
	    "substitutions": ["possessive"],
	    "category": ["appearance"]
	}
    ]
}