diff --git a/.github/workflows/regression.yml b/.github/workflows/regression.yml
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-# Regression Detection
-#
-# This workflow runs our regression detection experiments, which are relative
-# evaluations of the base SHA for the PR to whatever SHA was just pushed into
-# the project (unless that SHA happens to be master branch HEAD). The goal is to
-# give quick-ish feedback on all-up lading for a variety of configs as to
-# whether throughput performance has gone down, gotten more variable in the
-# pushed SHA.
-#
-# Regression detection is always done relative to the pushed SHA, meaning any
-# changes you introduce to the experiment will be picked up both for the base
-# SHA variant and your current SHA. Tags are SHA-SHA. The first SHA is the one
-# that triggered this workflow, the second is the one of the lading being
-# tested. For comparison images the two SHAs are identical.
-
-name: Regression Detector (untrusted)
-
-on:
-  pull_request:
-
-jobs:
-  cancel-previous:
-    runs-on: ubuntu-22.04
-    timeout-minutes: 3
-    steps:
-      - uses: styfle/cancel-workflow-action@0.11.0
-        with:
-          access_token: ${{ secrets.GITHUB_TOKEN }}
-          all_but_latest: true # can cancel workflows scheduled later
-
-  compute-metadata:
-    name: Compute metadata for regression experiments
-    runs-on: ubuntu-22.04
-    outputs:
-      pr-number: ${{ steps.pr-metadata.outputs.PR_NUMBER }}
-
-      comparison: ${{ steps.comparison.outputs.COMPARISON }}
-      comparison-tag: ${{ steps.comparison.outputs.COMPARISON_TAG }}
-      baseline: ${{ steps.baseline.outputs.BASELINE }}
-      baseline-tag: ${{ steps.baseline.outputs.BASELINE_TAG }}
-    steps:
-      - uses: actions/checkout@v3
-        with:
-          ref: ${{ github.base_ref }}
-          path: baseline-lading
-
-      - name: Setup PR metadata
-        id: pr-metadata
-        run: |
-          echo "PR_NUMBER=${{ github.event.number }}" >> $GITHUB_OUTPUT
-
-      - name: Setup baseline variables
-        id: baseline
-        run: |
-          pushd baseline-lading
-          export BASELINE_SHA=$(git rev-parse HEAD)
-          popd
-
-          export BASELINE_TAG="${{ github.event.pull_request.head.sha }}-${BASELINE_SHA}"
-          echo "baseline sha is: ${BASELINE_SHA}"
-          echo "baseline tag is: ${BASELINE_TAG}"
-
-          echo "BASELINE=${BASELINE_SHA}" >> $GITHUB_OUTPUT
-          echo "BASELINE_TAG=${BASELINE_TAG}" >> $GITHUB_OUTPUT
-
-      - name: Setup comparison variables
-        id: comparison
-        run: |
-          export COMPARISON_SHA=${{ github.event.pull_request.head.sha }}
-          export COMPARISON_TAG="${{ github.event.pull_request.head.sha }}-${{ github.event.pull_request.head.sha }}"
-
-          echo "comparison sha is: ${COMPARISON_SHA}"
-          echo "comparison tag is: ${COMPARISON_TAG}"
-
-          echo "COMPARISON=${COMPARISON_SHA}" >> $GITHUB_OUTPUT
-          echo "COMPARISON_TAG=${COMPARISON_TAG}" >> $GITHUB_OUTPUT
-
-  ##
-  ## BUILD
-  ##
-
-  build-baseline:
-    name: Build baseline Lading container
-    runs-on: ubuntu-22.04
-    needs:
-      - compute-metadata
-    steps:
-      - uses: colpal/actions-clean@v1
-
-      - uses: actions/checkout@v3
-
-      - uses: actions/checkout@v3
-        with:
-          ref: ${{ needs.compute-soak-meta.outputs.baseline-sha }}
-          path: baseline-lading
-
-      - name: Set up Docker Buildx
-        id: buildx
-        uses: docker/setup-buildx-action@v2.2.1
-
-      - name: Build 'lading' target image
-        uses: docker/build-push-action@v3
-        with:
-          context: baseline-lading/
-          cache-from: type=gha
-          cache-to: type=gha,mode=max
-          file: regression/Dockerfile
-          builder: ${{ steps.buildx.outputs.name }}
-          outputs: type=docker,dest=${{ runner.temp }}/baseline-image.tar
-          tags: |
-            lading:${{ needs.compute-metadata.outputs.pr-number }}-${{ needs.compute-metadata.outputs.baseline-tag }}
-
-      - name: Upload image as artifact
-        uses: actions/upload-artifact@v3
-        with:
-          name: baseline-image
-          path: "${{ runner.temp }}/baseline-image.tar"
-
-  build-comparison:
-    name: Build comparison lading container
-    runs-on: ubuntu-22.04
-    needs:
-      - compute-metadata
-    steps:
-      - uses: colpal/actions-clean@v1
-
-      - uses: actions/checkout@v3
-
-      - uses: actions/checkout@v3
-        with:
-          ref: ${{ needs.compute-soak-meta.outputs.comparison-sha }}
-          path: comparison-lading
-
-      - name: Set up Docker Buildx
-        id: buildx
-        uses: docker/setup-buildx-action@v2.2.1
-
-      - name: Build 'lading' target image
-        uses: docker/build-push-action@v3
-        with:
-          context: comparison-lading/
-          cache-from: type=gha
-          cache-to: type=gha,mode=max
-          file: regression/Dockerfile
-          builder: ${{ steps.buildx.outputs.name }}
-          outputs: type=docker,dest=${{ runner.temp }}/comparison-image.tar
-          tags: |
-            lading:${{ needs.compute-metadata.outputs.pr-number }}-${{ needs.compute-metadata.outputs.comparison-tag }}
-
-      - name: Upload image as artifact
-        uses: actions/upload-artifact@v3
-        with:
-          name: comparison-image
-          path: "${{ runner.temp }}/comparison-image.tar"
-
-  transmit-metadata:
-    name: Transmit metadata to trusted workflow
-    runs-on: ubuntu-22.04
-    needs:
-      - compute-metadata
-    steps:
-      - name: Write out metadata
-        run: |
-          echo "COMPARISON_TAG=${{ needs.compute-metadata.outputs.pr-number }}-${{ needs.compute-metadata.outputs.comparison-tag }}" > ${{ runner.temp }}/meta
-          echo "COMPARISON_SHA=${{ needs.compute-metadata.outputs.comparison }}" >> ${{ runner.temp }}/meta
-          echo "BASELINE_TAG=${{ needs.compute-metadata.outputs.pr-number }}-${{ needs.compute-metadata.outputs.baseline-tag }}" >> ${{ runner.temp }}/meta
-          echo "BASELINE_SHA=${{ needs.compute-metadata.outputs.baseline }}" >> ${{ runner.temp }}/meta
-          echo "CHECKOUT_SHA=${{ github.sha }}" >> ${{ runner.temp }}/meta
-          echo "HEAD_SHA=${{ github.event.pull_request.head.sha }}" >> ${{ runner.temp }}/meta
-          echo "BASE_SHA=${{ github.event.pull_request.base.sha }}" >> ${{ runner.temp }}/meta
-          echo "GITHUB_EVENT_NUMBER=${{ github.event.number }}" >> ${{ runner.temp }}/meta
-
-      - name: Upload metadata
-        uses: actions/upload-artifact@v3
-        with:
-          name: meta
-          path: "${{ runner.temp }}/meta"
diff --git a/.github/workflows/regression_trusted.yml b/.github/workflows/regression_trusted.yml
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-name: Regression Detector (trusted)
-
-on:
-  workflow_run:
-    workflows: ["Regression Detector (untrusted)"]
-    types:
-      - completed
-
-jobs:
-  compute-metadata:
-    name: Compute metadata for regression experiments
-    runs-on: ubuntu-22.04
-    if: >
-      github.event.workflow_run.event == 'pull_request' &&
-      github.event.workflow_run.conclusion == 'success'
-    outputs:
-      cpus: ${{ steps.system.outputs.CPUS }}
-      memory: ${{ steps.system.outputs.MEMORY }}
-
-      comparison-sha: ${{ steps.metadata.outputs.COMPARISON_SHA }}
-      comparison-tag: ${{ steps.metadata.outputs.COMPARISON_TAG }}
-      baseline-sha: ${{ steps.metadata.outputs.BASELINE_SHA }}
-      baseline-tag: ${{ steps.metadata.outputs.BASELINE_TAG }}
-      head-sha: ${{ steps.metadata.outputs.HEAD_SHA }}
-      checkout-sha: ${{ steps.metadata.outputs.CHECKOUT_SHA }}
-      github-event-number: ${{ steps.metadata.outputs.GITHUB_EVENT_NUMBER }}
-
-      replicas: ${{ steps.experimental-meta.outputs.REPLICAS }}
-      warmup-seconds: ${{ steps.experimental-meta.outputs.WARMUP_SECONDS }}
-      total-samples: ${{ steps.experimental-meta.outputs.TOTAL_SAMPLES }}
-      p-value: ${{ steps.experimental-meta.outputs.P_VALUE }}
-      smp-version: ${{ steps.experimental-meta.outputs.SMP_CRATE_VERSION }}
-      lading-version: ${{ steps.experimental-meta.outputs.LADING_VERSION }}
-      smp-wait-timeout-minutes: ${{ steps.experimental-meta.outputs.SMP_WAIT_TIMEOUT }}
-
-    steps:
-      - name: Setup experimental metadata
-        id: experimental-meta
-        run: |
-          export WARMUP_SECONDS="45"
-          export REPLICAS="10"
-          export TOTAL_SAMPLES="600"
-          export P_VALUE="0.1"
-          export SMP_CRATE_VERSION="0.8.0"
-          export SMP_WAIT_TIMEOUT="55"
-          export LADING_VERSION="0.16.0"
-
-          echo "warmup seconds: ${WARMUP_SECONDS}"
-          echo "replicas: ${REPLICAS}"
-          echo "total samples: ${TOTAL_SAMPLES}"
-          echo "regression p-value: ${P_VALUE}"
-          echo "smp crate version: ${SMP_CRATE_VERSION}"
-          echo "lading version: ${LADING_VERSION}"
-          echo "smp wait timeout: ${SMP_WAIT_TIMEOUT}"
-
-          echo "WARMUP_SECONDS=${WARMUP_SECONDS}" >> $GITHUB_OUTPUT
-          echo "REPLICAS=${REPLICAS}" >> $GITHUB_OUTPUT
-          echo "TOTAL_SAMPLES=${TOTAL_SAMPLES}" >> $GITHUB_OUTPUT
-          echo "P_VALUE=${P_VALUE}" >> $GITHUB_OUTPUT
-          echo "SMP_CRATE_VERSION=${SMP_CRATE_VERSION}" >> $GITHUB_OUTPUT
-          echo "LADING_VERSION=${LADING_VERSION}" >> $GITHUB_OUTPUT
-          echo "SMP_WAIT_TIMEOUT=${SMP_WAIT_TIMEOUT}" >> $GITHUB_OUTPUT
-
-      - name: Setup system details
-        id: system
-        run: |
-          export CPUS="8"
-          export MEMORY="16g"
-
-          echo "cpus total: ${CPUS}"
-          echo "memory total: ${MEMORY}"
-
-          echo "CPUS=${CPUS}" >> $GITHUB_OUTPUT
-          echo "MEMORY=${MEMORY}" >> $GITHUB_OUTPUT
-
-        # github.rest.actions.listWorkflowRunArtifacts only returns first 30
-        # artifacts, and returns a { data, headers, status, url } object. The
-        # "data" part of this object contains the artifact data we care about.
-        # The fields of this data object correspond to the fields in the
-        # "Example Response" JSON object in
-        # https://docs.github.com/en/rest/actions/artifacts#list-workflow-run-artifacts.
-        # To return more than 30 responses, use the github.paginate API in
-        # https://octokit.github.io/rest.js/v19#custom-requests
-        # `github-script` aliases `octokit` to the `github` namespace.
-      - name: 'Download metadata'
-        uses: actions/github-script@v6.3.3
-        with:
-          script: |
-            var artifacts = await github.rest.actions.listWorkflowRunArtifacts({
-               owner: context.repo.owner,
-               repo: context.repo.repo,
-               run_id: ${{github.event.workflow_run.id }},
-            });
-
-            var matchArtifact = artifacts.data.artifacts.filter((artifact) => {
-              return artifact.name == "meta"
-            })[0];
-
-            console.log("Downloading artifact %s", matchArtifact.id);
-
-            var download = await github.rest.actions.downloadArtifact({
-               owner: context.repo.owner,
-               repo: context.repo.repo,
-               artifact_id: matchArtifact.id,
-               archive_format: 'zip',
-            });
-            var fs = require('fs');
-            fs.writeFileSync('${{github.workspace}}/meta.zip', Buffer.from(download.data));
-
-      - run: unzip meta.zip
-
-      - name: Setup metadata
-        id: metadata
-        run: |
-          cat meta
-          cat meta >> $GITHUB_OUTPUT
-
-  confirm-valid-credentials:
-    name: Confirm AWS credentials are minimally valid
-    runs-on: ubuntu-22.04
-    needs:
-      - compute-metadata
-    steps:
-      - name: Configure AWS Credentials
-        uses: aws-actions/configure-aws-credentials@v1-node16
-        with:
-          aws-access-key-id: ${{ secrets.SINGLE_MACHINE_PERFORMANCE_BOT_ACCESS_KEY_ID }}
-          aws-secret-access-key: ${{ secrets.SINGLE_MACHINE_PERFORMANCE_BOT_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY }}
-          aws-region: us-west-2
-
-      - name: Download SMP binary
-        run: |
-          aws s3 cp s3://smp-cli-releases/v${{ needs.compute-metadata.outputs.smp-version }}/x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu/smp ${{ runner.temp }}/bin/smp
-
-  ##
-  ## SUBMIT
-  ##
-
-  upload-baseline-image-to-ecr:
-    name: Upload images to ECR
-    runs-on: ubuntu-22.04
-    needs:
-      - compute-metadata
-      - confirm-valid-credentials
-    steps:
-      - name: 'Download baseline image'
-        uses: actions/github-script@v6.3.3
-        with:
-          script: |
-            var artifacts = await github.rest.actions.listWorkflowRunArtifacts({
-               owner: context.repo.owner,
-               repo: context.repo.repo,
-               run_id: ${{github.event.workflow_run.id }},
-            });
-
-            var matchArtifact = artifacts.data.artifacts.filter((artifact) => {
-              return artifact.name == "baseline-image"
-            })[0];
-
-            console.log("Downloading artifact %s", matchArtifact.id);
-
-            var download = await github.rest.actions.downloadArtifact({
-               owner: context.repo.owner,
-               repo: context.repo.repo,
-               artifact_id: matchArtifact.id,
-               archive_format: 'zip',
-            });
-            var fs = require('fs');
-            fs.writeFileSync('${{github.workspace}}/baseline-image.zip', Buffer.from(download.data));
-
-      - run: unzip baseline-image.zip
-
-      - name: Load baseline image
-        run: |
-          docker load --input baseline-image.tar
-
-      - name: Configure AWS Credentials
-        uses: aws-actions/configure-aws-credentials@v1-node16
-        with:
-          aws-access-key-id: ${{ secrets.SINGLE_MACHINE_PERFORMANCE_BOT_ACCESS_KEY_ID }}
-          aws-secret-access-key: ${{ secrets.SINGLE_MACHINE_PERFORMANCE_BOT_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY }}
-          aws-region: us-west-2
-
-      - name: Login to Amazon ECR
-        id: login-ecr
-        uses: aws-actions/amazon-ecr-login@v1
-
-      - name: Docker Login to ECR
-        uses: docker/login-action@v2
-        with:
-          registry: ${{ steps.login-ecr.outputs.registry }}
-
-      - name: Tag & push baseline image
-        run: |
-          docker tag lading:${{ needs.compute-metadata.outputs.baseline-tag }} ${{ steps.login-ecr.outputs.registry }}/${{ secrets.SINGLE_MACHINE_PERFORMANCE_TEAM_ID }}-lading:${{ needs.compute-metadata.outputs.baseline-tag }}
-          docker push ${{ steps.login-ecr.outputs.registry }}/${{ secrets.SINGLE_MACHINE_PERFORMANCE_TEAM_ID }}-lading:${{ needs.compute-metadata.outputs.baseline-tag }}
-
-  upload-comparison-image-to-ecr:
-    name: Upload images to ECR
-    runs-on: ubuntu-22.04
-    needs:
-      - compute-metadata
-      - confirm-valid-credentials
-    steps:
-      - name: 'Download comparison image'
-        uses: actions/github-script@v6.3.3
-        with:
-          script: |
-            var artifacts = await github.rest.actions.listWorkflowRunArtifacts({
-               owner: context.repo.owner,
-               repo: context.repo.repo,
-               run_id: ${{github.event.workflow_run.id }},
-            });
-
-            var matchArtifact = artifacts.data.artifacts.filter((artifact) => {
-              return artifact.name == "comparison-image"
-            })[0];
-
-            console.log("Downloading artifact %s", matchArtifact.id);
-
-            var download = await github.rest.actions.downloadArtifact({
-               owner: context.repo.owner,
-               repo: context.repo.repo,
-               artifact_id: matchArtifact.id,
-               archive_format: 'zip',
-            });
-            var fs = require('fs');
-            fs.writeFileSync('${{github.workspace}}/comparison-image.zip', Buffer.from(download.data));
-
-      - run: unzip comparison-image.zip
-
-      - name: Load comparison image
-        run: |
-          docker load --input comparison-image.tar
-
-      - name: Configure AWS Credentials
-        uses: aws-actions/configure-aws-credentials@v1-node16
-        with:
-          aws-access-key-id: ${{ secrets.SINGLE_MACHINE_PERFORMANCE_BOT_ACCESS_KEY_ID }}
-          aws-secret-access-key: ${{ secrets.SINGLE_MACHINE_PERFORMANCE_BOT_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY }}
-          aws-region: us-west-2
-
-      - name: Login to Amazon ECR
-        id: login-ecr
-        uses: aws-actions/amazon-ecr-login@v1
-
-      - name: Docker Login to ECR
-        uses: docker/login-action@v2
-        with:
-          registry: ${{ steps.login-ecr.outputs.registry }}
-
-      - name: Tag & push comparison image
-        run: |
-          docker tag lading:${{ needs.compute-metadata.outputs.comparison-tag }} ${{ steps.login-ecr.outputs.registry }}/${{ secrets.SINGLE_MACHINE_PERFORMANCE_TEAM_ID }}-lading:${{ needs.compute-metadata.outputs.comparison-tag }}
-          docker push ${{ steps.login-ecr.outputs.registry }}/${{ secrets.SINGLE_MACHINE_PERFORMANCE_TEAM_ID }}-lading:${{ needs.compute-metadata.outputs.comparison-tag }}
-
-  submit-job:
-    name: Submit regression job
-    runs-on: ubuntu-22.04
-    needs:
-      - compute-metadata
-      - upload-baseline-image-to-ecr
-      - upload-comparison-image-to-ecr
-    steps:
-      - name: Check status, in-progress
-        env:
-          GH_TOKEN: ${{ secrets.GITHUB_TOKEN }}
-        run: |
-          gh api \
-            --method POST \
-            -H "Accept: application/vnd.github+json" \
-            /repos/${{ github.repository }}/statuses/${{ needs.compute-metadata.outputs.head-sha }} \
-            -f state='pending' \
-            -f description='Experiments submitted to the Regression Detector cluster.' \
-            -f context='Regression Detector / submission' \
-            -f target_url=${{ github.server_url }}/${{ github.repository }}/actions/runs/${{ github.run_id }}
-
-      - uses: actions/checkout@v3
-        with:
-          ref: ${{ needs.compute-metadata.outputs.checkout-sha }}
-
-      - name: Configure AWS Credentials
-        uses: aws-actions/configure-aws-credentials@v1-node16
-        with:
-          aws-access-key-id: ${{ secrets.SINGLE_MACHINE_PERFORMANCE_BOT_ACCESS_KEY_ID }}
-          aws-secret-access-key: ${{ secrets.SINGLE_MACHINE_PERFORMANCE_BOT_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY }}
-          aws-region: us-west-2
-
-      - name: Login to Amazon ECR
-        id: login-ecr
-        uses: aws-actions/amazon-ecr-login@v1
-
-      - name: Download SMP binary
-        run: |
-          aws s3 cp s3://smp-cli-releases/v${{ needs.compute-metadata.outputs.smp-version }}/x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu/smp ${{ runner.temp }}/bin/smp
-
-      - name: Submit job
-        env:
-          RUST_LOG: info
-        run: |
-          chmod +x ${{ runner.temp }}/bin/smp
-
-          ${{ runner.temp }}/bin/smp --team-id ${{ secrets.SINGLE_MACHINE_PERFORMANCE_TEAM_ID }} job submit \
-            --lading-version ${{ needs.compute-metadata.outputs.lading-version }} \
-            --total-samples ${{ needs.compute-metadata.outputs.total-samples }} \
-            --warmup-seconds ${{ needs.compute-metadata.outputs.warmup-seconds }} \
-            --replicas ${{ needs.compute-metadata.outputs.replicas }} \
-            --baseline-image ${{ steps.login-ecr.outputs.registry }}/${{ secrets.SINGLE_MACHINE_PERFORMANCE_TEAM_ID }}-lading:${{ needs.compute-metadata.outputs.baseline-tag }} \
-            --comparison-image ${{ steps.login-ecr.outputs.registry }}/${{ secrets.SINGLE_MACHINE_PERFORMANCE_TEAM_ID }}-lading:${{ needs.compute-metadata.outputs.comparison-tag }} \
-            --baseline-sha ${{ needs.compute-metadata.outputs.baseline-sha }} \
-            --comparison-sha ${{ needs.compute-metadata.outputs.comparison-sha }} \
-            --target-config-dir ${{ github.workspace }}/regression/ \
-            --target-name lading-target \
-            --target-command "/usr/local/bin/lading --no-target --config-path /etc/lading-target/lading.yaml --capture-path /dev/null --experiment-duration-seconds 1200" \
-            --submission-metadata ${{ runner.temp }}/submission-metadata
-
-      - uses: actions/upload-artifact@v3
-        with:
-          name: lading-submission-metadata
-          path: ${{ runner.temp }}/submission-metadata
-
-      - name: Await job
-        timeout-minutes: 60
-        env:
-          RUST_LOG: info
-        run: |
-          chmod +x ${{ runner.temp }}/bin/smp
-
-          ${{ runner.temp }}/bin/smp --team-id ${{ secrets.SINGLE_MACHINE_PERFORMANCE_TEAM_ID }} job status \
-            --wait \
-            --wait-delay-seconds 60 \
-            --submission-metadata ${{ runner.temp }}/submission-metadata
-
-      - name: Handle cancellation if necessary
-        if: ${{ cancelled() }}
-        timeout-minutes: 60
-        env:
-          RUST_LOG: info
-        run: |
-          chmod +x ${{ runner.temp }}/bin/smp
-          ${{ runner.temp }}/bin/smp --team-id ${{ secrets.SINGLE_MACHINE_PERFORMANCE_TEAM_ID }} job cancel \
-            --submission-metadata ${{ runner.temp }}/submission-metadata
-
-      - name: Check status, cancelled
-        env:
-          GH_TOKEN: ${{ secrets.GITHUB_TOKEN }}
-        run: |
-          gh api \
-            --method POST \
-            -H "Accept: application/vnd.github+json" \
-            /repos/${{ github.repository }}/statuses/${{ needs.compute-metadata.outputs.head-sha }} \
-            -f state='failure' \
-            -f description='Experiments submitted to the Regression Detector cluster cancelled.' \
-            -f context='Regression Detector / submission' \
-            -f target_url=${{ github.server_url }}/${{ github.repository }}/actions/runs/${{ github.run_id }}
-
-      - name: Check status, success
-        env:
-          GH_TOKEN: ${{ secrets.GITHUB_TOKEN }}
-        run: |
-          gh api \
-            --method POST \
-            -H "Accept: application/vnd.github+json" \
-            /repos/${{ github.repository }}/statuses/${{ needs.compute-metadata.outputs.head-sha }} \
-            -f state='success' \
-            -f description='Experiments submitted to the Regression Detector cluster successfully.' \
-            -f context='Regression Detector / submission' \
-            -f target_url=${{ github.server_url }}/${{ github.repository }}/actions/runs/${{ github.run_id }}
-
-      - name: Check status, failure
-        env:
-          GH_TOKEN: ${{ secrets.GITHUB_TOKEN }}
-        run: |
-          gh api \
-            --method POST \
-            -H "Accept: application/vnd.github+json" \
-            /repos/${{ github.repository }}/statuses/${{ needs.compute-metadata.outputs.head-sha }} \
-            -f state='success' \
-            -f description='Experiments submitted to the Regression Detector cluster failed.' \
-            -f context='Regression Detector / submission' \
-            -f target_url=${{ github.server_url }}/${{ github.repository }}/actions/runs/${{ github.run_id }}
-
-  ##
-  ## ANALYZE
-  ##
-
-  download-analysis:
-    name: Download regression analysis & upload report
-    runs-on: ubuntu-22.04
-    needs:
-      - submit-job
-      - compute-metadata
-    steps:
-      - name: Check status, in-progress
-        env:
-          GH_TOKEN: ${{ secrets.GITHUB_TOKEN }}
-        run: |
-          gh api \
-            --method POST \
-            -H "Accept: application/vnd.github+json" \
-            /repos/${{ github.repository }}/statuses/${{ needs.compute-metadata.outputs.head-sha }} \
-            -f state='pending' \
-            -f description='Analyze experimental results from Regression Detector.' \
-            -f context='Regression Detector / analyze-experiment' \
-            -f target_url=${{ github.server_url }}/${{ github.repository }}/actions/runs/${{ github.run_id }}
-
-      - uses: actions/checkout@v3
-        with:
-          ref: ${{ needs.compute-metadata.outputs.checkout-sha }}
-
-      - name: Configure AWS Credentials
-        uses: aws-actions/configure-aws-credentials@v1-node16
-        with:
-          aws-access-key-id: ${{ secrets.SINGLE_MACHINE_PERFORMANCE_BOT_ACCESS_KEY_ID }}
-          aws-secret-access-key: ${{ secrets.SINGLE_MACHINE_PERFORMANCE_BOT_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY }}
-          aws-region: us-west-2
-
-      - name: Download SMP binary
-        run: |
-          aws s3 cp s3://smp-cli-releases/v${{ needs.compute-metadata.outputs.smp-version }}/x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu/smp ${{ runner.temp }}/bin/smp
-
-      - name: Download submission metadata
-        uses: actions/download-artifact@v3
-        with:
-          name: lading-submission-metadata
-          path: ${{ runner.temp }}/
-
-      - name: Sync regression report to local system
-        env:
-          RUST_LOG: info
-        run: |
-          chmod +x ${{ runner.temp }}/bin/smp
-
-          ${{ runner.temp }}/bin/smp --team-id ${{ secrets.SINGLE_MACHINE_PERFORMANCE_TEAM_ID }} job sync \
-            --submission-metadata ${{ runner.temp }}/submission-metadata \
-            --output-path "${{ runner.temp }}/outputs"
-
-      - name: Read regression report
-        id: read-analysis
-        uses: juliangruber/read-file-action@v1
-        with:
-          path: ${{ runner.temp }}/outputs/report.html
-
-      - name: Post report to PR
-        uses: peter-evans/create-or-update-comment@v2
-        with:
-          issue-number: ${{ needs.compute-metadata.outputs.github-event-number }}
-          edit-mode: append
-          body: ${{ steps.read-analysis.outputs.content }}
-
-      - name: Upload regression report to artifacts
-        uses: actions/upload-artifact@v3
-        with:
-          name: capture-artifacts
-          path: ${{ runner.temp }}/outputs/*
-
-      - name: Check status, cancelled
-        env:
-          GH_TOKEN: ${{ secrets.GITHUB_TOKEN }}
-        run: |
-          gh api \
-            --method POST \
-            -H "Accept: application/vnd.github+json" \
-            /repos/${{ github.repository }}/statuses/${{ needs.compute-metadata.outputs.head-sha }} \
-            -f state='failure' \
-            -f description='Analyze experimental results from Regression Detector cancelled.' \
-            -f context='Regression Detector / analyze-experiment' \
-            -f target_url=${{ github.server_url }}/${{ github.repository }}/actions/runs/${{ github.run_id }}
-
-      - name: Check status, success
-        env:
-          GH_TOKEN: ${{ secrets.GITHUB_TOKEN }}
-        run: |
-          gh api \
-            --method POST \
-            -H "Accept: application/vnd.github+json" \
-            /repos/${{ github.repository }}/statuses/${{ needs.compute-metadata.outputs.head-sha }} \
-            -f state='success' \
-            -f description='Analyze experimental results from Regression Detector succeeded.' \
-            -f context='Regression Detector / analyze-experiment' \
-            -f target_url=${{ github.server_url }}/${{ github.repository }}/actions/runs/${{ github.run_id }}
-
-      - name: Check status, failure
-        env:
-          GH_TOKEN: ${{ secrets.GITHUB_TOKEN }}
-        run: |
-          gh api \
-            --method POST \
-            -H "Accept: application/vnd.github+json" \
-            /repos/${{ github.repository }}/statuses/${{ needs.compute-metadata.outputs.head-sha }} \
-            -f state='success' \
-            -f description='Analyze experimental results from Regression Detector failed.' \
-            -f context='Regression Detector / analyze-experiment' \
-            -f target_url=${{ github.server_url }}/${{ github.repository }}/actions/runs/${{ github.run_id }}
diff --git a/regression/Dockerfile b/regression/Dockerfile
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index 298b2c37a..000000000
--- a/regression/Dockerfile
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,20 +0,0 @@
-#
-# LADING BUILDER
-#
-FROM docker.io/rust:1.71.0-bullseye@sha256:bef59af02f103760cd57e8d6ccadf364954b0ae5e74ea7c7203d26744aeec051 as builder
-WORKDIR /work
-COPY . .
-RUN apt-get update && apt-get install -y protobuf-compiler && rm -rf /var/lib/apt/lists/*
-RUN cargo build --bin lading --release --locked
-
-#
-# RUNTIME
-#
-
-FROM docker.io/debian:bullseye-slim@sha256:f7d141c1ec6af549958a7a2543365a7829c2cdc4476308ec2e182f8a7c59b519
-COPY --from=builder /work/target/release/lading /usr/local/bin/lading
-
-# Smoke test
-RUN ["/usr/local/bin/lading", "--help"]
-
-ENTRYPOINT ["/usr/local/bin/lading"]
diff --git a/regression/cases/apache_common_http_both_directions_this_doesnt_make_sense/lading-target/lading.yaml b/regression/cases/apache_common_http_both_directions_this_doesnt_make_sense/lading-target/lading.yaml
deleted file mode 100644
index ebd334ed4..000000000
--- a/regression/cases/apache_common_http_both_directions_this_doesnt_make_sense/lading-target/lading.yaml
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,20 +0,0 @@
-# Configure the lading under test
-
-generator:
-  - http:
-      seed: [2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53,
-             59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97, 101, 103, 107, 109, 113, 127, 131]
-      headers: {}
-      target_uri: "http://127.0.0.1:8383/"
-      bytes_per_second: "1 Gb"
-      parallel_connections: 1000
-      method:
-        post:
-          maximum_prebuild_cache_size_bytes: "256 Mb"
-          variant: "apache_common"
-
-blackhole:
-  - http:
-      concurrent_requests_max: 1000
-      binding_addr: "127.0.0.1:8282"
-      body_variant: nothing
diff --git a/regression/cases/apache_common_http_both_directions_this_doesnt_make_sense/lading/lading.yaml b/regression/cases/apache_common_http_both_directions_this_doesnt_make_sense/lading/lading.yaml
deleted file mode 100644
index dbfdd64f4..000000000
--- a/regression/cases/apache_common_http_both_directions_this_doesnt_make_sense/lading/lading.yaml
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,22 +0,0 @@
-# This is not the lading under test! This is the stable, released version of
-# lading that is used to run the test.
-
-generator:
-  - http:
-      # Seed is purposely different than the seed of the lading under test
-      seed: [131, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53,
-             59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97, 101, 103, 107, 109, 113, 127]
-      headers: {}
-      target_uri: "http://127.0.0.1:8282/"
-      bytes_per_second: "1 Gb"
-      parallel_connections: 1000
-      method:
-        post:
-          maximum_prebuild_cache_size_bytes: "256 Mb"
-          variant: "apache_common"
-
-blackhole:
-  - http:
-      concurrent_requests_max: 1000
-      binding_addr: "127.0.0.1:8383"
-      body_variant: nothing
diff --git a/regression/cases/blackhole_from_apache_common_http/lading-target/lading.yaml b/regression/cases/blackhole_from_apache_common_http/lading-target/lading.yaml
deleted file mode 100644
index 0263ba087..000000000
--- a/regression/cases/blackhole_from_apache_common_http/lading-target/lading.yaml
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,7 +0,0 @@
-# Configure the lading under test
-
-blackhole:
-  - http:
-      concurrent_requests_max: 1000
-      binding_addr: "127.0.0.1:8282"
-      body_variant: nothing
diff --git a/regression/cases/blackhole_from_apache_common_http/lading/lading.yaml b/regression/cases/blackhole_from_apache_common_http/lading/lading.yaml
deleted file mode 100644
index bf62e3e33..000000000
--- a/regression/cases/blackhole_from_apache_common_http/lading/lading.yaml
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,16 +0,0 @@
-# This is not the lading under test! This is the stable, released version of
-# lading that is used to run the test.
-
-generator:
-  - http:
-      # Seed is purposely different than the seed of the lading under test
-      seed: [131, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53,
-             59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97, 101, 103, 107, 109, 113, 127]
-      headers: {}
-      target_uri: "http://localhost:8282/"
-      bytes_per_second: "1 Gb"
-      parallel_connections: 1000
-      method:
-        post:
-          maximum_prebuild_cache_size_bytes: "256 Mb"
-          variant: "apache_common"
diff --git a/regression/metadata.source b/regression/metadata.source
deleted file mode 100644
index 4b52f2e64..000000000
--- a/regression/metadata.source
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,2 +0,0 @@
-REPOSITORY="git@github.com:datadog/lading.git"
-TARGET_ENVARS=""
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