song.php

<?php

$song = "There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.\n" .
    "I don't know why she swallowed a fly - perhaps she'll die!\n" .
    "\n" .
    "There was an old lady who swallowed a spider;\n" .
    "That wriggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.\n" .
    "She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;\n" .
    "I don't know why she swallowed a fly - perhaps she'll die!\n" .
    "\n" .
    "There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;\n" .
    "How absurd to swallow a bird.\n" .
    "She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,\n" .
    "She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;\n" .
    "I don't know why she swallowed a fly - perhaps she'll die!\n" .
    "\n" .
    "There was an old lady who swallowed a cat;\n" .
    "Fancy that to swallow a cat!\n" .
    "She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,\n" .
    "She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,\n" .
    "She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;\n" .
    "I don't know why she swallowed a fly - perhaps she'll die!\n" .
    "\n" .
    "There was an old lady who swallowed a dog;\n" .
    "What a hog, to swallow a dog!\n" .
    "She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,\n" .
    "She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,\n" .
    "She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,\n" .
    "She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;\n" .
    "I don't know why she swallowed a fly - perhaps she'll die!\n" .
    "\n" .
    "There was an old lady who swallowed a cow;\n" .
    "I don't know how she swallowed a cow!\n" .
    "She swallowed the cow to catch the dog,\n" .
    "She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,\n" .
    "She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,\n" .
    "She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,\n" .
    "She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;\n" .
    "I don't know why she swallowed a fly - perhaps she'll die!\n" .
    "\n" .
    "There was an old lady who swallowed a horse...\n" .
    "...She's dead, of course!";

echo $song;